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Spent all day swearing at the CBF600. New JT sprockets and Xfam chain.

Look I've been trying to have a normal conversation....and you keep trolling me...lol Cuckoo thing was kinda funny...have to admit...lol.

Because it has a cuckoo on it.

Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?" Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!" At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?" Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?" Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"

https://youtu.be/_Cc6zxij5Zc?si=7lXWR-nd90JEwY4A

Your so full of shit...lol. Who's copying who now again...?

Like I was saying....they supposebly checked it at the first service....fortunately that 950 engine isn't one of those who requires valve lash adjustments every year...it's about to turn over 100 thousand km...still runs like a swiss clock....

Valve adjustments?

Does it matter?

1139 BC. ?...or BCE ?

Hold on a minute...lol....you forget where I lived....2004....the job wasn't difficult...or did I have access to the internet...it's not like I could call someone and asked them what setting they were using on the carbs...needle position and jet sizes.....when I did get the internet hooked up , it wasn't high speed...lol...took 5 min sometimes just to download a pic ffs...lol.

https://www.visordown.com/news/harley-davidson-deadwood-revealed-stripped-back-softail-bobber

No, he said 1139.

How did you manage to f*ck that up . It’s a pretty straightforward job junking the SAS and the only thing about the silencers is the bolts can be a bitch to remove. I did mine myself and it ran better and without all the excessive heat from the oem stuff.

So Portugal is even older than @Renegade ??

Get a room you two, @Pedro knows all about getting a room.

PS: i have been to Funchal:

Well: did you lot know: Portugal is the oldest country in Europe, borders unchanged since 1139 . Ruled the largest empire covering 4 Continents. Lisbon founded 400 years before Rome. Abolished the death penalty in 1867.. A real country with values. Just getting back into my love of History... Rock on Pedro::: Lyn. And i have never been to Portugal::::Why.

Now Im partial to hydraulic lifters , seems like a drain in the wallet department if you ask me having to adjust valves every year...lifters have there limits but for a low reving engine ...I think it's the way to go...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later. Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again an she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."

Yes those boxers are nice for that....the 950 were supposably checked at the first service...tell you the thruth ,I don't believe they even done it now, by the amount of time the bike was in the shop...lol.... It's something now I diffetnly check into...looked at a few videos and that valve service on the triumph don't look to complicate at all...not much stuff to remove or required any special tools...it has rocker arms...unlike the ktm engine we're the cam is sitting directly on the bucket shim..needing to remove cams for any shims swop out...

I don’t check any of that in detail. I do care if anything that needs to be done regularly takes a lot of time, as with time it’ll eventually be easier to skip it and I hate that. Also I don’t think it’s that good if you have to disassemble a lot of plastics every other oil change, the GS is great for checking valves, 10 minutes of labour to get to them. Also the clutch, but everything else is a faff. Here there are a lot of Africa Twins and other parallel twins that never had valves checked as it’s such a long process to just get to them. I hate that.