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You seem to have fitted a barbecue behind the back seat.

The only African in him is up his arse

Thankfully @Marcel has used his post allocation for the day.

Yes that’s right, Scotland shares a border with Iraq.

Where going Iraq ? Just has a warning I wouldn't get close to the border with that American motorcycle between you legs..you'd be fair game to get scud missile up your arse...

Might be a shocker to some...but the earth climate does change...it's a natural process...beleive it or not...we are still dealing with remenance of the last ice age...in reality..even after we're all gone..the earth will continue these cycles between warm and cold...you'll have to trust me on this...their is check valves in place...if it gets to warm...the earth will automatically cool off...

Touring mode activated.

Anyway it must have smell horrible...imagine countless miles of turds further than the eyes could see...I bet you couldn't take a step without walking in somekind of manouer....lol...I'm thinking it must have smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and dog crap...

I know that some of you Twats beleive we were directly responsible for the disappearing of the mega fauna...but that's not true at all...they were already on there was out due to climate change...I can actually show you direct evidence that here..in my home town that giant glaciers coverd this land and were at places several km thick... I remember story's from my great grandfather who lived till I was about 5 years old...storys told sitting around a camp fire..how his ancestors witnessed the retreat of the glaciers and what cause them to melt so fast....it was the Buffalos or Bison if you prefer...there was millions upon million of them....and Im not counting the other herbivores..camels , mamout, horse, ex ex....I guess there was such qwanties of farts being produced that it change the atmosphere....that what I was told anyways....and the big hyper carnivores couldn't keep the populations down...like the American lion...a beast of a cat weighing has much has a bull moose...the ambush predator couldn't compete with the open grass lands....that why wolfs now only remain...cause they ran down the pray to exhaustion...

This morning during my normal routine ...coffee and a smoke in the garage...I was looking at my arms...think that possibly I'm turning black...Ive never been this dark ...I'm thinking there could actually be some African in me...knowing now that Im a walking splice of the human genom...my Great grandma was and Eskimo and my mother is half Mi'kmaq...and no...a mik -mak isn't a big mac..lol..it might be a shock to some of you but these are the same people who crossed over on this land bridge that formed during the end of the last ice age....some 20 thousand years ago..actual fossil foot prints were found in Mexico dated to that age...but Im thinking it could even been longer than that..maybe has far back has 40 thousand for generations to make it that far south.... It's all starting to make sence to me know...I was told this by this Scottish scholar that the actual location of paradise was possibly in Africa...anyway I can't see them being cocansian...can you imagine the sunburn being white and living in Africa...

Well that’s the bike fuelled up for tomorrow, just got to fit the touring seat and rider backrest and adjust my heel shifter.

Not in the slightest, Spain, France, all the countries with the Alps, Norway, Russia and maybe the Balcans all have way higher mountains than Portugal. I did enjoy very much riding through Wales, though. It was a Saturday or Sunday too, so bikes were out in force!

Portugal Portugal has the highest mountains in Europe, with the Serra da Estrela being the highest peak at 1,993 meters. In contrast, Wales does not have any mountains that reach the same height as Portugal's highest mountain. Therefore, Portugal's mountains are significantly taller than those in Wales.

I rode through Wales already. I liked the roads, but wouldn’t call them “mountain” by any stretch of the imagination. I am going to be missing Scotland, yes, but the point of this trip is West Ireland.

Missing out Wales, pity, the mountain roads are excellent.

By bike on a ferry, but I’m sailing from Bilbau to Rosslare. Will be staying around southern Ireland mostly.

Do you go by Bike or hairyplain? if bike what port do you go from? If Holyhead you will be One mile from me at some point when on the A55 to Holyhead..Call in for coffee, i will buy some real stuff. Lyn.

No one wants to see your moobs.

I've got this CAA...plan...same thing has the American AAA....same company I think...covers up to 400km tow ..

Forgot to mention Dan has been taken this bike for every service since new...think it's the third one....he's the type of guy that's affaird if something goes wrong under warranty...that the dealer will tell him...well that not covered cause you didn't do the schedule maintenance according to the owner manual..... Hey when are you gonna remove this 5 post per day bullshit....lol.....hope you know that means no tities pic for you...lol

I'll be heading across the border on Thursday.

I bought it back from my boss

That is exactly why I don't let dealers touch my bike, these days they are only interested in you buying a new bike or dropping $5k on upgrades.