Third Weekend in April!

[Six30]

21 minutes ago, Sofia said:

Very true Six, a few astral energies have been gathering around me the last 5 weeks and the fuse is not short, it's given up and blown!!! 

When I say astral energies I actually mean extraordinarily brainless people!!! 

 

Thanks for asking, you are a sweet heart, but beter stay well clear! 

[Otto von Jizzmark]

On 19/04/2024 at 16:51, Buckster said:

Get Wankstain to explain it, he will spend three days telling you how to unscrew the float bowl but never once mention the screws, screwdriver or float bowl.

I don't think we'd be anywhere near the tool-handling stage after only three days, @Buckster: after three weeks you'll still be telling me that you know more about mechanics than the Institute of Mechanical Engineers whilst pointing at the lawnmower and insisting it's a motorbike.

[Buckster]

16 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said:

I don't think we'd be anywhere near the tool-handling stage after only three days, @Buckster: after three weeks you'll still be telling me that you know more about mechanics than the Institute of Mechanical Engineers whilst pointing at the lawnmower and insisting it's a motorbike.

While you try to convince people that the motorcycle evolved from the lawnmower.

[Otto von Jizzmark]

2 minutes ago, Buckster said:

While you try to convince people that the motorcycle evolved from the lawnmower.

Not if I was looking at a Harley I wouldn’t.