A collage of many things

[Marcel]

This morning  during my normal routine ...coffee and a smoke in the garage...I was looking at my arms...think that possibly I'm turning black...Ive never been this dark ...I'm thinking there could actually be some African in me...knowing now that Im a walking splice of the human genom...my Great grandma was and Eskimo and my mother is half Mi'kmaq...and no...a mik -mak isn't a big mac..lol..it might be a shock to some of you but these are the same people who crossed over on this land bridge that formed during the end of the last ice age....some 20 thousand years ago..actual fossil foot prints were found in Mexico dated to that age...but Im thinking it could even been longer than that..maybe has far back has 40 thousand for generations to make it that far south....

It's all starting to make sence to me know...I was told this by this Scottish scholar that the actual location of paradise was possibly in Africa...anyway I can't see them being cocansian...can you imagine the sunburn being white and living in Africa...

 

 

[Marcel]

I know that some of you Twats beleive we were directly responsible for the disappearing of the mega fauna...but that's not true at all...they were already on there was out due to climate change...I can actually show you direct evidence that here..in my home town that giant glaciers coverd this land and were at places several km thick...

I remember story's from my great grandfather who lived till I was about 5 years old...storys told sitting around a camp fire..how his ancestors witnessed the retreat of the glaciers and what cause them to melt so fast....it was the Buffalos or Bison if you prefer...there was millions upon million of them....and Im not counting the other herbivores..camels , mamout, horse, ex ex....I guess there was such  qwanties of farts being produced that it change the atmosphere....that what I was told anyways....and the big hyper carnivores couldn't keep the populations down...like the American lion...a beast of a cat weighing has much has a bull moose...the ambush predator couldn't compete with the open grass lands....that why wolfs now only remain...cause they ran down the pray to exhaustion...

 

 

[Marcel]

Anyway it must have smell horrible...imagine countless miles of turds further than the eyes could see...I bet you couldn't take a step without walking in somekind of manouer....lol...I'm thinking it must have smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and dog crap...

[Marcel]

Might be a shocker to some...but the earth climate does change...it's a natural process...beleive it or not...we are still dealing with remenance of the last ice age...in reality..even after we're all gone..the earth will continue these cycles between warm and cold...you'll have to trust me on this...their is check valves in place...if it gets to warm...the earth will automatically cool off...

[Buckster]

Thankfully @Marcel has used his post allocation for the day.

[Pedro]

3 hours ago, Marcel said:

I'm thinking there could actually be some African in me

[busabeast]

The only African in him is up his arse

[Marcel]

20 hours ago, busabeast said:

The only African in him is up his arse

Take a pick....everything from East Asia...now even knowing some inuit in the gene pool...you do know that Inuit or Eskimos are not the same group of people has north American natives...?

Eskimos comes mostly from Siberia...now mix in this super rare genome from my Father side of the family...Did you know one of my Great grand fathers was a noble in your British high society  ?  If you looked in your history books you'd probably find him...his name was Baron Williams Hache during the reign of Henry the 3th....a powerful rich businessman at the time...some say Im a spitting image of him...tall , dark, (not has dark has me ) handsome...these families help formed what British society is today....well before mass immigration took place....

In other words...if I would move to England,I would automatically be a Baron..and you'd be all peasants to me...

Anyway...lol...I really need to get this bike ready to go and packed for this epic journey...Ill try to answer every reply before leaving and give you something to entertain yourself wyll I'm gone....do you know who's gonna miss me the most..?

@Buckster....lol. 

[Marcel]

22 hours ago, Pedro said:

I hope Pedro you don't take this the wrong way...looking at pics you posted during the years...are you 100% Caucasian?....could there be some east Asian in the family tree in the pass ?  

It's only logical to me now that possibly I've inherited African genes....when you think about it...a group of African people heading in the same direction towards the land bridge....ive seen many beautiful African women during my time...not talking about the likes of " Big Mike "....it very possible that some koyduss might have happened behind the bushes..and the population was absorbed by the people migrating to this new land...makes sence doesn't it ?

In contrast my Father was pure Caucasian..I meen pale...I've you even seen butt cheeks from a Caucasian man  ? Pearly white...he was like this all over his body....even if he spent time in the sun...

Tell you the truth I kinda like these genes passed down to me by generations....imagine having skin that doesn't sunburn or have to spread this toxic gue all over you body ...and if you put my arm next to a 30 years-old...you can't tell the difference even at 61 years old...it's like super skin...