Buckster

You tried didn't you?

Glad it doesn't bother you so you hardly mention it.

Saw a customised one of these this evening, frame and bodywork painted light grey and jugs black. Had a badge on the motor saying "Amelia". Looked nice other than the foot peg position being completely wrong due to engine layout. I was driving so couldn't get a picture. Pretty sure it was being ridden by a midget which made it look huge.

Anyone for orange peel?

It should have a NSFL warning.

The third one shows his favourite ride.

That's the problem with inbreeding.

Marcel.

Buckster.

We will let the public decide.

That's not a penis btw.

Tym.

Pete

We have free speech. Women can't become men and men can't become women. Suck it up buttercup.

You are to effeminate to be a bull dyke.

Flounced due to Tym being a knob.

All born of siblings.

So you haven’t got a bike at the moment?

The only person to buy a German BMW only to find it is worse than a Chinese one.

Peg hammer. Come on Pete, ask some dumbass questions.

We have a few Gannets. They live on the Bass Rock but they visit Edinburgh to shit on things and steal babies.

Is Laurie the replacement gimp?

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."