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No......my father would have arranged the pics! He wanted children......she never did!

I was waiting for a mate of mine to fit his and give me a report on how effective it is. And he was doing it last weekend. He's the guy who put the handguards on for me.....so if he gives it a thumbs up I'll order one. Then ask him to fit it on mine!

Cheers Bob! ?

No Rog.....it's KUMREE.

That's @yen_powell out of the equation then!

I got a present from a member here! It's a Welsh neck warmer as you can see......great quality too! Who sent it? Well the Customs Document looked pretty weird with this name on it! I'm not sure what I've done to deserve a present from @boboneleg.......but I'm very grateful! Many thanks Bob! It goes without saying my response wouldn't have been quite the same if he'd sent me an England one of course! It would have been more like.....

My old girl cried in despair when I was born (because I was a boy), put me in a dress, then shoved me in a chest of drawers! And it went downhill from there! Every word of that is true!

Budweiser would jump at the chance to sponsor that shit! And Tym and Michelle didn't name you......your parents did. Don't tell me it's another situation as with @Clive.......where it took him most of his life to find out what his name was!

The place is fucking insane Dave! They're not happy with just campaigning to destroy the country......they now want to kill everybody that's there!

@Boring Cnut......Michelle has spoken! You're Bruce.......which is what you eventually were on MB anyway!

I have no idea what he'll come back with......but I have emphasised no World of Warcraft shit in it!

Got to get a sidestand puck next.......this model leans over much too far.

Actually, using Bruce would be a lot more straightforward you know!

Definitely.......huge difference after fitting them. I didn't fit them of course.......a mate of mine did it for me! Just can't get the hang of those things called tools!

Prettier......but no depth Pedro. The ruins tell a story....there's history there.

Some Captain Pugwash? Remember this @Clive @Swagman

Seaman Stains would have worked!

It's done!

Avatar is in! Now can you confirm that you really do want the username "Boring Cunt"?

OK......I've sorted images into a balance of forward left, forward right, and centre. I estimate we'll get 3 lefts, 3 rights, and 1 centre in. So I've sent all the info off to my boy in NL to come up with something......he doesn't know one bike from another so he'll select the ones that are of the best quality.

OK......can anybody come up with an avatar image that is representative of a Boring Cunt?

And as from today we cannot travel into any other Andalucian provinces......we must stay in Granada. That's not an issue because we did our Brit shop trip to Almeria last week......cos we were pretty sure it was going to come to this!

And we both know which demographic is primarily responsible for doing that don't we Dave? They're a fucking menace!

I still think ButtBoy is the one Michelle!