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XTreme

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  1. Other forums seem to charge for the feature Tym.
  2. @Bruce.......Swagman's back on form! Normal service has been resumed! Spouting totally incomprehensible gibberish again!
  3. Pub? I don't have a Pub! I'm a Web Developer not a Landlord you knuckle dragger!
  4. Here you go @Clive and @Swagman.......you've got fuck all else to do cos you're well past it. So here's a thread for you sad old fucks to pass the time by moaning about your Piles and your Gout. And just a point of order here! Clive mentioned that he paid a subscription on another forum and then everybody ignored him. Well there's no subscriptions on this site, so I'm sure you'll be pleased that people will now ignore you and it's not going to cost you fuck all. Now that's value for money I'd say! What you reckon @Tym?
  5. So it was Ren that dumped Bruce on me! The toothless old fucker has never forgiven me for running off to Spain with his teeth!
  6. We need Scooter Ride Reports Dave. Get your fat ass down to Brighton and go and twat some fucker with a deckchair! That would go viral and really put us on the map.
  7. I just find it funny as fuck! Like years ago.....one of the boys would puke up after a skinful and everybody would go and look at it to see if there were any carrots in it!
  8. Only when the food looks like shit Pedro.......and Moon's stuff looks like shit to me. @Earache doesn't get any puke gifs cos he eats normal food!
  9. Same here Phil.....still working and 67 in April. Always will be, but at least it isn't physical stuff. I couldn't handle that! Have they stopped you riding totally then? We can ride but only within the town perimeters.
  10. How you doing Phil? I was speaking to Darren Motton on FB yesterday! He sent me a friend request as he thought I was one of the Carediff Boys cos we were friends. I think he had a fucking shock when he found out I was a Jack! I told him you were a toothless old cunt as well. He said he knew that already!
  11. Yes Michelle......but you're old news now he's spotted Shania Twain's drummer!
  12. Do they have cameras too?
  13. Oh god......I'll have to spend the rest of this thread apologising for @Bruce and @Sir Fallsalot now!
  14. Calm down......it's just a cheap clickbait title to get your attention for something important! Though we are, in fact, coming from behind. Because as you know we're much younger (10 months) than most other forums out there. So we can't match those sites in terms of numbers of members, or quantity of posts. In that respect we're the poor relation! But I've always felt that quality rather than quantity is the yardstick by which all forums should be judged. The thing is, on many forums there's people talking away about bikes, and many of them appear to have a lot of knowledge on the subject. They know everything, and they've done everything! But in reality......do they? I've met up with some in real life and they don't know shit and can't ride for shit! And I expect you have too. So how do you know if people are the real deal or just internet bullshitters? In my opinion it's Ride Reports! Cos you're seeing people actually doing what they're talking about! They've talked the talk......and now they're walking the walk. Which brings me to this place! Did you know that in the first 6 weeks of 2021 we've clocked up THIRTY Ride Reports! And those Ride Reports came from EIGHT different countries: US, UK, Spain, France, Canada, Portugal, Australia, and New Zealand. That is very impressive indeed......and it blitzes every other UK/EU based forum out there from what I can see. Well done everybody! And @Clive, @Swagman, @Richzx6r, @Mawsley, and @skyrider........I'm sure you'll be surprised to know that on another forum they haven't even managed one so far this year! Now what's the word I'm looking for? Truly......this place is Where the Big Boys Play!
  15. Oh yeh......fix anything with whatever came to hand.....in spit and sawdust shops!
  16. I think he peaked with "Greasy kebab-eating cunt".
  17. I thought you were just a cunt. On the other hand, Buck may have assigned you more attributes?
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