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Says Mullet Man from Ponty!

We've lost FOM Pedro........we can't go anywhere now other than Britain!

Go anywhere near the coast and you get stuck with knuckle dragging dumbass Brits. We saw enough of them during the 4 months we spent on the Mar Menor!

Too bastard cold to do anything.......and more shit to come!

We need DA and Beemer Bummer and the circle will be complete!

So would this be a fair summary of the current state of play back there?

After two weeks of being stagnant in temps down to -7, along with a shitfest of rain, snow and ice......the Beemer needed firing up! Would it start......or would it explode? This is the Style......

Looks great! If my circumstances in life were different I'd be well up for that!

Good to see you Eric!

I had the soles repaired on my normal Spring/Summer boots the Summer before last. Cost about €20 and I'll probably get another 15+ years out of them. Which is more than I can confidently say about me really!

That settles it once and for all!

I think this public information film about Coronavirus from the 70's is just as relevant today......

But we have Cameras! Loadsa Fucking Cameras!

Have numbers dropped Alan?

You're 7 behind now @Tym........you may have the drop on me with teeth.......but you're lagging behind on the charisma! You need to get out on the Back 40 and start busting a few caps!

So as I understand it, England and Scotland are locked down? But what's happening with Wales? @Sir Fallsalot @Specs

And your Vespa certainly won't be going in the header Dave! That'll be the kiss of death for SEO.....plus we'll have all these types turning up here!

It's not going in the header anyway!

It'll look a disjointed mess Alan......that header needs to make a statement......that basically this place is the real deal. Obviously when people start reading the shit on here then their enthusiasm may drop off a bit......but at least we're not getting bounces (people getting here and immediately leaving). Google knocks you back if you get a lot of those.

I'll get my boy in NL to do some bike related surreal arty farty graphic.......and relocate the BOTM pic!

That would work......

Thank god for that......I was worried I was losing my edge!

Well if there was you wouldn't being winning it Fred! Because it appears you're down in 6th place. https://www.adventuremotorcycles.net/forum/topmembers/ But if it's any consolation you do appear to be slightly ahead of @BusBoy in terms of quality contributions to this motorcycle forum However, it needs to be pointed out that while you have a stable of bikes to choose from.......Bruce only has a fucking boat!

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