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It's Game Over! Congratulations to @Grasshopper's Ride..........and she's now the Cover Girl for the month of August!

Rectum stretching?

Looks like a couple of people have changed their vote and @Grasshopper's Ride is now in the lead!

You need to do it at any age once you've accumulated assets Fred.

It's no big deal really.....what I do isn't physically hard, but I do have to be available if needed. Last weekend I had no support tickets go in, but I've had to deal with 4 today. It's a lot easier now than when my boy walked out in 2016 leaving me in the lurch......as I've been systematically dropping off clients throughout that time. Plus Covid and Brexit have taken a few as well. I'll still take on new business but it'll have to be medium to large UK corporates with a healthy budget!

Still trolling? I think I'd better start mentioning your favourite forum again......and put you in a difficult spot with your handlers who are monitoring your movements on here. What you say @Slowlycatchymonkey?

I had to be dragged kicking and screaming to the ceremony on both occasions.....I didn't want to get married. But as you said, it does give you some peace of mind should something untoward happen. Though in that case the guy was at fault for not making a will.

Yep......I couldn't give a fuck what I look like! Never been any different.......

He's a creepy little fucker!

Well that's the difference between you and me.....I'm not insecure or feel that I need to put on a show to anybody. This time of year a top box is essential for sticking your gear in when you get off the bike, and for carrying water. I'm not going to sweat my nuts off or dehydrate just to try and make a fashion statement.

I got a vid....

You don't even ride you twat!

We can't live on €800 a month Bob!

If I was retired (like I should be) then I'd get a CRF20/300L for sure. But the reality is that I'll never be able to retire......so I'll never have the time for a second bike.

It's needed this time of the year Caroline......when you stop the first job is helmet and jacket off. And without a box you're carrying them round.

You never married your other half?

Not me!

Result!

Are we really going to have a fucking Harley on the front page?

@Six30 swears by them Eric......they've made him the man he is today!

Better van than @Six30's Pikeymobile that's for sure!

Still never seen mine! And that's just the ones I know about!

Out early before the heat.....so it was a decent round trip of about 100 miles! Without sweating my nuts off! Nice blue sky, nice blue water......I could get used to this you know! What about you @Slowlycatchymonkey?

Thundercat? They're a very good bike.......but totally wrong for me! This was taken around 1999/2000 I think.....only had it a few months, couldn't get on with the riding position and low bars!