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1200 boxes are less agricultural Pedro?

And as usual I get roped into everything that Six is involved in!

Excellent Russ.......you back into it again now?

Deserves it's own thread!

Brilliant! What you say @Six30?

You want knob? PM @Six30 then you sick deviant!

RD350 for sure!

Immediate thought is my Kawasaki 500 H1 in 1975......crazy motor but nothing else. Brakes? Handling? No need for that shit.....just point the fucking thing and hope for the best! Also any Suzuki I've had......strong engines but the rest of it tends to be cheap and nasty with tacky plastics, sloppy wiring, and bad welds! Accompanied by rust! Lots of it! The Brits I had in the early 70's were shit motors, but the rest of the bike was shit as well! They got the balance right for sure!

The story's right......but as usual it presents it as Johnny Foreigner bullying Brits! When it fact it was the native Brits who actually voted for what they've now got!

No points off for normal speeding here Bob......I got pulled for 140 in 120 limit in 2014 on my Fazer! €50 fine......so no big deal! First time I'd been done since 1975 on a GT380, and before that on a Triumph 3TA in 1972.

Cheers Michelle!

You don't know WTF you want Dave! I know what you need though......electroconvulsive therapy for a start! Then a van!

You rode it? Sounds a bit far-fetched to me.....what you say @Clive?

I can't seem to find the Van Report from you this weekend Six?

Rugged Individualism!

Just the odd wipe over with an old rag Pedro!

Well spotted Bob.......seems like I dodged another bullet out there!

Generally I'll use Google Maps to find abandoned locations, and then switch to Google Earth to get a better idea of what's there. Because where I go there's no street views. Today I located an abandoned country house, but on checking Google Maps there appeared to be something behind it. No idea what exactly because it was too blurred to be able to see. So off I went to reach the country house.......and then investigate what was behind it! It could have been anything......midget sodomites, machete-wielding psychopaths.......or even worse, dumb fucking Brits! The house was completely sealed with no way to get access......and it was one of those creepy ones where the shutters move now and again because there are birds inside. At the side of the house there was an old cave which had been dug into the hillside. I followed the path and got behind the house itself! The pathway continued on.......which presumably led to whatever it was that showed up on Google Earth. It was a step into the unknown......but being the rugged individualist I am It didn't faze me one bit! Shit.....I don't even own a van! What I discovered was very surprising......a network of abandoned caves in ruins because the hill they were built into appeared to have collapsed in places. When you find something where the upper structure has collapsed and the flooring is subsiding in places, it's a dangerous environment! But I'm a thrill seeker and that's how I get a buzz......so in I went! At this point I was now inside the hill itself! This was where I was inside......and going through the hill itself. I emerged from the other side of the hill..... ......and then followed a hidden path.... .......that led me around the other side of the house! So I survived! You casuals can now get back to your fucking vans, gardening jobs, and domestic duties.......I've got everything under control!

Not the first time either.....makes me think back to Jon Erik Hexum and Brandon Lee!

Lazy twat!