XTreme

You look like a Geriatric Chav on that!

What you say Mawsley?

Give this Power Ranger Pussy an Incomprehensible Warning PM @Clive

It's a Givi Trekker! Not to be confused with a George Foreman Grill.

You've lost Tony?

Cos it's not red!

It's back! Came on a trailer not a van......with another Beemer that's being delivered to Murcia now. Lorenzo the driver reckons he won't be back home in Granada till 1AM. And to mark this joyous occasion I did a "This is The Style" vid......you stupid fuckers need to check this out!

No sweat.....I need a BOTM shot anyway.

Fingers crossed Keith.

Reestreno seem to sell quality bikes....but normally at top book. Plus 200 euros transfer on top.

7.30 this evening it's back!

The oil leak was fixed two weeks ago you twat! The faulty ABS showed up when they took it out on test to be sure there were no more leaks!

Now would you believe it.....it's started fucking raining. We haven't had a drop in the month it was away!

The Teutonic Brakeless Oil Belcher is ready to be delivered! New ABS Module fitted! They tested the bike for 200kms and it's perfect!

I'm not sure what you could put in there considering it's height. Dinner Plates? Floor Tiles? Frisbees? And have you seen the price of them?

If we were talking about a Strom or something like that I probably would! But I really like this bike......so I'm going to give it a chance to prove itself. If it can't then it'll be gone.

You know why? Cos I didn't buy from a backstreet shyster! And The Sale of Goods Act here even covers private sales as well.

Ever heard of the Sale of Goods Act? They have a similar thing here! It was back with them after only 10 days and it's now been there for a month! I hold all the cards!

And that's the plan Yen! The work is carried out by Alonzor Bernar (who are not a part of Vespacito) so it's in their interests to find more things wrong as it's more dosh for them. And more new shit for me!