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Yes......you can switch votes!

I voted for @Sir Fallsalot because he's a cunt!

You need to go over and show her how it's done!

You've made more comebacks than the Bay City Rollers FFS!

I agree with the annoying cunt! I've been watching The Blacklist for most of this month.....really surprised by how good an actor James Spader is!

@Six30 and his Gammon Gang hit the road.......

Jacks never get invites! I didn't even get an invite to the going away party that @Renegade put on in Cardiff! But I won't be losing any sleep over not spending time with Cockneys or Bluebirds!

Wouldn't have happened if he'd taken our resident Riding God to show him how it's done!

Says a Cockney! Nailed it Fred! As if spending 6 days with a bunch of fucking Cockneys is a better choice than getting a new bike!

On remand then?

So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one and use it for a hair transplant or an upmarket rug?

BOTM surely?

That's NextGen shit for sure!

Where've you been?

Need to know basis Pedro! Inevitably.....at some point......there will be a Poll!

In this place?

Thanks Clive......you gave me some bullets to fire! I just dropped into the conversation with the wife that your mrs may pressure you to get rid of the scoot cos she can't see the point of having it. She really got worked up about it, and said to tell you to say that she needs to sell her wheelchair cos you can't see the point of her having it. And that a wife has no right to compel her husband to do things they don't want to do! I agreed of course.......saying it would be like me telling you to get rid of the horses. I thought better of adding....."and you telling me I can't change the bike". That would be moving too quick! But the seed has been planted!

Makes no odds Bob! The only difference is the demographic has changed with me!

I remember seeing that in the "pictures" when I was a kid! Somehow we went from "the pictures" to "the cinema" to "the movies" within our lifetime!

Someone like me paying for a shag?

Yours is obsessive about that as well then?

No more Scoot?

The phrases "something's happening" and "putting a deal together" have been used many times over the years Bob!

But it's going to be a long buildup process and I need to choose my time carefully. Because I've been thinking about the Milestone (or some may say Tombstone) that awaits me in a month's time! You see, I was the teenager that people said would never live to reach the age of 20 due to my (perceived) status as an erratic and risk taking motorcyclist. Well I reached 20 just fine despite hitting the deck about 20 times! In my twenties I had the same thing, but not on such a grand scale because by then I was leaving a margin for error. Not a wide one admittedly, but a margin nonetheless. And I only hit the deck once......unfortunately it was at 110mph. But I got up as I always did! Time went on and I reached my 30's.....then my 40's, 50's, and 60's. And I'm still here and still doing it, and never hit the deck since 1978! Now I'm staring down the barrel of my 70's! So I want to build up this age milestone in the conscious of the wife (who just about tolerates motorcycles)......in order to make a special occasion of it! And what better way to mark this occasion than putting a deal together? However, she has over 40 years experience of dealing with me bullshitting, deflecting, manipulating.......and at times, just outright lying! So it's going to be a tough nut to crack. Basically I've got to try and work it to the point that she suggests it.....not me! Then I suppose I'll sort of grudgingly agree! Just to keep her happy you understand? Watch this space!