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Doing as little as possible is in their DNA Caroline!

Meanwhile in Spain they couldn't give a fuck! And I saw a news report that, unlike the northern European countries, no Brit has ever been deported from Spain for over-staying the 90 days. Seems they couldn't give a fuck about that either! I even know somebody who had residency, left in 2016 and stayed outside Spain for six and a half years. Thereby invalidating his residency. Spain didn't even know that he ever left, his residency was still valid, and I suppose even if they did know they wouldn't give a fuck! Spain is truly the epicentre of not giving a fuck!

Handlebars snapping?

Why are you making those Himalayan badges then?

Load of mad women on Enfields as I understand it! Fuck knows how many of them will actually make it without a recovery vehicle!

That's an unusual place Yen!

The X model is physically bigger than the standard though.

You have a culture de sac?

The shop can do it!

Got to take the wife to Baza one day this week so I'm going to call in Juan Cortes and order a top box and rack!

Very good indeed......check it out on YouTube!

Well no proof of that has ever been found!

Absolutely correct! ZERO miles Summer and Winter!

The usual suspects are going to have something to say about your shirt Bob!

Well I can remember when he was riding round Gillingham on a Suzuki GS250.......so you better ask him how goofy he looked!

I don't know what bikes you had or when you had them. But if you had standard road bikes (not trail) then they were much smaller overall.

So what did you ride prior to bikes getting as physically big as they are now?

So you're telling me that at 6ft 1in you're too big to fit on a CB500X?

I can't understand why all the people who've never met me think I'm really short? Even if I was, what difference does it make? Are you aware that you're not somehow more of a man if you're over 6ft

5ft 11ins.-.....with 34" inside leg!

I'm not talking about seat height......I'm referring to the overall weight and bulk!

Absolutely......bikes have physically got too big!

Yeh.....keep blocking that air!