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That's a nice looking bike!

What is it about this third world country that makes you want to live here?

I've got nothing against these third world countries developing their engineering. But I do draw the line at volunteering to be a guinea pig for their products while they do it. Tell 'em @Six30

One for @Slowlycatchymonkey! I'd seen a pair of Enfields here over the past few months always going into town.....obviously not locals. Well I ran into them in town! A Belgian couple who have a house in Almuñecar (Malaga province) but rent a cave up here during the Summer months cos it gets too busy on the coast. Very nice people......fuck knows why they're riding those sheds though!

Apparently there was a super injunction in place to prevent it breaking in the past. So he had time to position himself as an alternative media conspiracy theory, right wing commentator.

She's perfected that manoeuvre for sure!

I'll get it cheaper than that for you!

I think that pic was taken just prior to the gravel trap incident!

Hi Dany.......nice to see you! Good choice of bike as well!

Nice shots! How old are you now Chris!

Mediterranean women! If I ask my Swansea girl she'd say fuck off and make it yourself!

Hire one! Did you want me to ride it for you as well? Accommodation HERE!

Well I came up with the goods as usual.......

I could murder some of that! Your missus spoils you Bob!

At the risk of repeating myself, I'm still waiting for all you big mouthed blowhards to turn up here! I mean, what's so off-putting about riding with an old bloke who's nearly 70 and carrying a Hernia? And who rides a boring, gay moped with a top box the size of Wembley Stadium! I know that in the past Dell ended up in hospital, Lyn had to fly home cos he was so traumatised, the two XT600's headed for Africa never got past the town, Pedro got Rottweilers set on him and was then incarcerated underground, Tony the Tools went into hiding, and two of Skippy's bikes ended up fucked. But they were isolated incidents! So as nobody seems to want to show their faces then you'll just have to check out my ride reports! And dream of having the cojones to be able to do something similar! Temps were late 20's so I had to wear my very thin (and barely holding together) 25 year old jacket! You know the one I mean, the ragged blue one that makes me look like a homeless person on a bike. But on a positive note, I believe this pic is going to be on the front cover of "Rugged Individualism Monthly" in October! We've gone from Granada province, into Almeria, and we're now in Murcia....... Epic top box I know....... Always interesting things to see here...... Seems like they've had a bit of rain here as I came across some potholes full of water, and soil that had run onto the road. Then we got to the smoother stuff...... Inspirational photo I'm sure you'll agree! You don't want to break down in places like this......no mobile coverage. So not the ideal place for Indian, Chinky, or American bikes! Talking of breakdowns, this is the abandoned petrol station where I found the Beemer was belching oil out of the crankcase oil seal. Fortunately no such issues with the Honda! It just works! No drama, no fuss, and no having to ask for help on FB owners' groups! What @Skippy would give to have downpipes like these! Though what @Skippy would give to have a motorcycle that won't fuck up is probably a more relevant point. So there we are.......that's how it's done! Now who wants some of this?

Still better than your ZERO mile bimble!

@Sir Fallsalot......Laurie's getting desperate for pisstakes on FB. He's now resorted to giving me football results......Cardiff 2 Swansea 0.

So you went all the way to Swansea without checking it was going to be open? @Marcel.......Freds's making his move for your title!

Weather's nice......so I've been out for a few hours! I've got to carry this fucking place!