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Happy Birthday to all of you!

Here we go again!

Never seen an uppercut have that sort of effect before!

@Six30.......if Fury gets hit by one of these he ain't getting up.

They can sense something beneath the lying, bullshitting, and sneaking round.

A couple of months after me is hardly "ages" Clive!

Well children and dogs love me.......and they can always tell. As an example.......I remember when Fatty first came here in 2016 in the early days of her going out with my boy. She hadn't shown her true self yet......though we could tell that something wasn't right with her. She came over to see the animals for the first time, and they had a little Jack Russell there at the time. Very timid little thing but when she got to know you she wouldn't stop fussing you. Within a few seconds of Fatty walking through the gate Tina just launched herself onto the back of Fatty's ankle and sunk her teeth in! She had never done it to anybody before, and never ever did it to anybody again. They can tell!

Could be worse......I'm staring down the big 70.

I've seen guys getting 50K kms out of their chains on FB.

How old Saul?

The wife put the kybosh on bike changing.......and after 40 years of lying, bullshitting, and sneaking round behind her back I'm all out of ideas!

I had to ride my Vespa in the rain going up and down Manselton Road like I was kerb crawling.

Everybody here has become compulsive bike changers! That was my fucking job!

Can't remember the name.......all I can recall was turning off the main road on the way down south and it was in a small village. Not the sort of place you'd expect to find a bike shop.

I passed my motorcycle test in 1971, now that was a parallel universe ago.

Weather supposed to be decent today but the sky is grim at the moment. Not taking any chances!

Cos it involved physical effort that's why! Physical effort to you is like Kryptonite to Superman!

Is it hard going on the trails with a bicycle Ray?

I was hoping for a high profile Tory! If not, a Royal!

Mystery Bike? Do we need a Poll?

We haven't seen @yen_powell for a month so I just dropped him a mail now to see if all is OK.

You're fucking lazy enough to be Spanish!

Nice place near there is Punta Prima!

There were years ago cos property is a lot cheaper than the coast. Most of the ones here now I don't even know!

You weren't in Torrevieja itself though were you?