Clive

4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Seems your head was full of shit then!

Nearly destroyed the crapper!

Just now, XTreme said:

@Clive.......did you have any hearing problems before you met Flouncing Bloater?

Was just deaf in the right ear then.....maybe he stuffed that nub end in my other ear.

When I got my referral along with it came a questionnaire....asking

Do you have a pacemaker?

Do you have any tattoos?

Do you have stents fitted?

And many more questions.

Get there, and they ask the same questions while looking at the questionnaire I had filled in, plus a few others.

Have you had Covid?

Have you been in contact with anyone who has has Covid?

Do you have any allergies?

And other questions.

Get onto the platform that goes into the MRI.......and she says "we will put on these headphones, play you some music", so I say "I won't be able to hear it...deaf!"

So the woman's says "would you like some ear plugs to wear...the machine is very loud?"

What part of deaf did she not understand?

3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Thinking about it......it usually takes quite a few hours to start feeling ill after the jab.

So it may not be connected Clive.

Maybe not.......but I did have a huge dump this afternoon.....

2 minutes ago, skyrider said:

been on the newki brown eh 

Wish I had....would know what caused the headache.

Feeling a bit better.......just got a hangover..

 @boboneleg.......The early years!.

 same thing, different age group.

1 minute ago, Buckster said:

Cubs you tosser.

https://www.scouts.org.uk/beavers/

Or maybe it's Beavers....

That's what they are called before they go into the scouts

Badgers as in kids?.....or the wild animal variety?

So, it's a competition between a Van Van, and a Van!.

37 minutes ago, Buckster said:

You total wank stain.

Why thank you!...........your mastery of the written word know no bounds

16 minutes ago, Richzx6r said:

@Clive CUNT TWAT

Double thanks.

1 minute ago, Catteeclan said:

I guess I'd answer both. Going back to cover the other lads week off after next week but then that's it.

Anything in the pipeline?......

6 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

Gonna have to find room in the sheds for my work tools and box. Walked out yesterday.

Walked or Flounced?

Or Twaaaaat will do as well.

10 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Bet you missed it on your time out Clive?

I found it odd that you weren't here because I'd spent virtually every day for a year talking to you.

It was odd.

During the "Flounce" it was like I was just talking to myself.....strange how you can miss being called a cunt!

At least you get reasonably quick replies/insults/general piss taking on here.

Another forum I am on measures time to replies with a calendar.

What would I be doing otherwise ......not a fucking clue.

https://www.appledogs.co.uk/products/motorcycle-3d-cushion

Any good for any of you pile sufferer's?

Seems alot of trouble to go to, to be able to say " Never ridden in the rain"

Just now, XTreme said:

You're still there Bob!

 coming through with a flourish.

1 minute ago, Six30 said:

Cool!........but you will be warmer in the van.