Clive

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

He has a bit of form for being a bit uneconomical with the truth with her!

No idea where he gets that trait from! 

With you it was bikes!........with him, kids

Yeh....no problem........it will be just another war wound to add to my collection..

Hello & Welcome.

5 minutes ago, Richzx6r said:

If your doing it that way you have very limited built in safety backup so keep your swede well out of the way just incase it goes twang, you don't want to get twatted in the chin by it, that could ruin your day 

I only need to compress the spring to unscrew the top of the shock, once that is off i will release the spring, and make sure it's facing away from me.

I have a broken adjustment collar on one of my rear shocks.

Need to compress the spring a way.............I have some car spring compression tools, but too big to fit on the scoots small springs.

Tried making a adaptor, but they where not up to the job.

Looked on YouTube, and there was a guy compressing the spring with a small rachet strap.

Bought one today........give it a go tomorrow, If it stops raining.

3 minutes ago, Richzx6r said:

Memory gone abit soft eh

Some of the events I would rather forget.

Memory failing!! I know all the words to the songs "On mother Kelly,s doorstep"......"Leaning on the lampost at the corner of the street"

I sound like a advert for "Now that's what I call music 99"

It's 41 & 37 years since our angels (he is workshy & daughter (she is lovely really) we call Rocket Gob ) were at a weaning age, too long ago to have any firm memories of what they had for meals.

29 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I did with my first wife......and so did @Clive.

 

I fell into her trap.........at the time i wondered were all our bunnies disappeared to

3rd week in June!.......it's like 3rd week in October here....

8 hours ago, Swagman said:

Is that @Clivein the distance going for a paddle at Mabbo.

I would not venture into that mudbath!.......sea water!.....it looks more like oxtail soup.

Phone signal is shit here out in the sticks......who's Six? 

8 hours ago, Mawsley said:

Welcome Clive #2.

Here's hoping it goes better for you than it did for Clive #1. Personally, Clive #7 is my favourite.

 

Clive#7 lives in the future, but!.

 guess the Drummer!

Well, he definately ain't the drummer.

43 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Forget-me-nots 

Ours have flowered,and now died away.......like most things do in our garden......kill cactuses I can.

12 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

Got back from Manc a shot while ago. Holmfirth, Sheffield, Mansfield, Newark bla, bla, bla. Too hot.
500 odd miles for me and her. Bikes are now locked up out front and 2" longer with the crusty bugs we destroyed.

Could have called in for a cuppa

Just now, Pedro said:

See? “I posted 2 pictures earlier” only makes you look sad

It was better than my usual amount of photos=0

1 minute ago, Pedro said:

Never mind that, seniority doesn’t count here, just post a ride report of some sorts and you’ll be way ahead of anyone that came from that other forum. 
 

So far Rich has posted a picture of his bike behind some alley, Six has posted a picture of his bike next to an old opel corsa, and Clive has posted a picture of when he went to buy a loaf of bread. They’re making it easy for you!

Oi!!! I posted 2 photos earlier!.

No bread was involved in today ride.

27 minutes ago, Swagman said:

First a scooter now a triffid what’s next?.

Looks quite nice in the corner of the garden...........only thing is, who the fuck put the seeds there?

11 minutes ago, Swagman said:

Who the fuck is this Clive character?.

He looks a little like me.

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

I'm off out......somebody here has got to man the fuck up! 

I am off out too........to the shed

Just now, XTreme said:

Fit her up for something Clive......you know how it works!

I will, but not for anything definate...........just allegations.

I am on it.