Honestly Pete I don’t know how you managed to send this cold to Salobrena but you can have the sodding thing back.
I’ve never encountered a cold that eases off and only makes you cough incessantly when lying down. It totally screws up getting any sleep.
If you hadn’t had all those casual encounters with midgets in the mountains it never would have spread this far this fast.
Yes I blame you. I can’t find a link to prove it irrefutably and Zzzaks not about to do the research but I’m certain of the 7000 google results that say its not your fault the one that says it is must be true.
And I’ve run out of brufen which is also somehow your fault, my sleep deprived brain just hasn’t figured out how you did it yet.