Slowlycatchymonkey

Not sure how many conniptions my phone had while trying to post that. Soz if you got a half version. Then another half version then maybe the whole thing

That’s handy for them! One other thing that always makes me feel welcome is the mention of a drying room (it’s horrible knowing you’ve got to ride in wet gear the next day), it’s usually just an empty room where you can hang your clothes and if needed they’ll turn a heater on. Very useful. Any clothes washing facilities are also always worth mentioning because when you’re travelling light knowing a washing machine is ahead even at a charge is most appealing. I’ve just been going through some of this with a biker mate who’s bought a place in France. We reckon a boot dryer (that also dries gloves) and a compressor for pumping up your tyres in the morning would be a nice touch for a small outlay that would return extra stars in the reviews.

And no 70s porn music on the vid.

So how will people find their motorcycle tour page? Are you doing a bit of promoting for them on social media? Nice mention on the parking, generally the number one concern.

Good job. I’ll be honest I thought it might look a bit cobbled but it actually looks like people heading to the caves.

Blimey Pete that looks like the real deal!

Doubt it. It’s more a crude reference to them being a too full and so rock hard.

I dunno about that but most of them definitely don’t ride em like they have a driving licence to care about And yer they they do look like they’re used by people who would ordinarily walk to uni

Yeah ‘women’ politely not pointing out the lack of clarity over whats meant by “here”

Ah I missed the “here” part of it.

I think they are looking at making them completely legal though.

Approved rental scooters are legal in trial areas. So long as you have a driving licence. Bet that guy doesn’t have a driving licence!

Other European countries sent a warning ahead saying don’t do it, you’ll regret it, we do. But listen to other countries.. NEVER

Congrats. It’s comforting to know all that effort has reached a worthwhile conclusion. Regardless of what happens from this point you can breath easy ay

They have added an extra level of joy to driving in Brizzle haven’t they

So long as it’s something dramatic like that dandy. Better than how did she die? She tripped over.

And now I can’t switch the bastid thing off

Feck i can’t remember how to.

Hmm engaging private browsing.

I’ve run out of food too, which at the moment might not be your fault but could well be after Ive had to have pizza for breakfast.

Do I need to switch on private browsing before I google that?

Honestly Pete I don’t know how you managed to send this cold to Salobrena but you can have the sodding thing back. I’ve never encountered a cold that eases off and only makes you cough incessantly when lying down. It totally screws up getting any sleep. If you hadn’t had all those casual encounters with midgets in the mountains it never would have spread this far this fast. Yes I blame you. I can’t find a link to prove it irrefutably and Zzzaks not about to do the research but I’m certain of the 7000 google results that say its not your fault the one that says it is must be true. And I’ve run out of brufen which is also somehow your fault, my sleep deprived brain just hasn’t figured out how you did it yet.

Practically awful.

WTAF?!!