Slowlycatchymonkey

Lol wot Fred said

Turn off your data roaming when you depart or brace for an eye watering bill. The company that covers the sea is muchos moola so it won’t be included in your phone plan.

Didn’t watch Hill Street Blues, who are you people?

@The Limey Rider ignore Pete he’s had some traumatic experiences. Well as you can tell from the comparing a kipper to fanny

I was thinking the same thing. They usually charge a fortune for their internet connection.

Craster kippers if you can get them (Waitrose fish counter, where they still still have fish counters) or M&S do good ones. If you don’t like strongly flavoured quite salty fish they might not be for you. Defo need brown buttered bread to go with cos they’re generally boney buggers! The thicker the fillet the better.

You gotta post some brekky pics. Ark at me demanding pics. How the tables have turned

Am I the only one that hears the name Jesus and thinks of “Hey Frankie” Jesus Martinez from Hill Street Blues?

I’m told it’s popular with bikers. Both Lycra and leather clad varieties. I’ve got food envy, no chance of a kipper for breakfast in Spain is there

Same here, love them but would rather someone else stunk up their kitchen cooking them. I've bought a single ring electric hob so I can cook them on the table outside when the weathers ok. Cors thats a bit tricky from a 1000 miles away

Mr Slowly and my eldest tried the cafe out this morning and said it was excellent. Pics look great. Rare to find a place that still does kippers for breakfast but that place does. Mr Slowly had the breakfast kebab which he said was really good and the eldest said it's rare he thinks it's worth getting up early but it was so good it was worth it. Next time he's trying out the mega breakfast - traditional fry up with double everything!

I think you can order them online cheaper. You just need the key code or VIN.

Surely you should do that for her, she has arthritis don't you know

You're Cornish mate, you wouldn't be thinking of Cornwall as separate from England if you weren't. I'm happy for people to revel in whatever heritage makes them happy. Proud Brummies, Liverpudlians, Londoners, etc etc. I struggle with the idea of adding more borders and segregating sections off as different. Though I completely understand London centric politics does no-one outside London any favours and most of us outside London would like them to piss off with their lack of understanding or appreciation for a way of life away from that little circle! It's a shame that a tiny island of only 88 thousand square miles is so at odds with one another they want to break that in to even tinier pieces. I place the blame firmly on the shitty psychopathic shoulders of those in charge that everyone feels the need to run in a different direction claiming they're not part of it.

I was aiming at shits n gigs saying you know you are in England (technically you are ) but we may have touched a nerve here. I recommend hiding this nerve as quickly as possible @Saul there's nothing liked more round here than a new raw nerve

Is it obligatory for choirs to dress in school uniform? I hate to break this to you but you are in England Good luck Saturday. We expect to see the footage! Last shift? Got another job?

I used to absolutely love going to work with my dad. Nice work.

I went to the supermarket yesterday which turned into a bit of a pita cos they’ve closed the road I take and I ended up on a massive detour Then due to my long circuitous route I needed fuel asap and although I’ve seemlessly navigated a million fuel stops in France and Spain I could not make the pump work. It was bloody Fish Friday so the supermarket and fuel station was heaving, me and my British number plate caused a blockage for quite some time while kiosk people had to come out and help.. twice! Turns out if you tap the ‘full tank’ option on the prepay screen it does not work, you have to select £100 or under. Sometimes Lo siento just doesn’t cover it! I dragged my red faced self around the supermarket hoping all the people queuing watching me Frank Spencer fuelling up weren’t in the supermarket when I came across this- Spain has made a wine just for me Can’t remember the last time I had an alcoholic beverage so this morning my head really hurts! This was on display in the supermarket, better than most supermarket promotions! Not worth drinking 0% beer to enter though!

Not the first time a motorbike has caused a nasty collision at a bike race. When I followed cycling it was a shock to see how little slow control the motorcyclists had and I did wonder if they were worth the risk!

Blimey Pete that’s a sensible suggestion from one who’s terminally mechanically challenged.

I can imagine me saying that in my unintelligible Spanish will go down a storm

I'd already guessed your response with a 90% accuracy, I possibly know people on here better than some of my own relatives, how sad or if you met them then perhaps not

Well each to their own, I just don't see any satisfaction in it. Hopefully he does, ultimately that's what matters.

If success is down to whether they like you or not then they sound doomed. But at least you‘ve tried. Good of the headmaster to see you so quickly. What a horrible life for your son. Hopefully when the kids are grown and left home he’ll have that epiphany some people have when they look at their partner and think “Fuck this, I’m off”

I’d find that hard to live with. It’s his life n all that but what sort of life is it? Unlikely the sort you look back on and think, that was a blast or I’m pleased with that or even oh well I had a go. No thanks!