Slowlycatchymonkey

Yer they do stop by here cos they’re all here, slightly deranged and bent out of shape but I recognise the signs of shabby cool ? I have every intention of sticking around, it’s got a good feel, like no-ones taking themselves too seriously ? I do have a Himalayan it’s 2018. I got one cos I was going on a trip where the hired bike would be a Himalayan after that I knew how competent it was and couldn’t part with it. I’ll find a pic of it laters?

Maybe in polite Brizzle its balls but further south it’s definitely bollox ?

Oh jeez it is you and yer tis the real slowly. Thanks for the warning, I’ve received a very warm welcome full of more insults n misogyny than you can shake a stick at.. gonna stick around and laugh at with the wildlife ?

@Grasshopper's Ride they are great on gravel and tracks, a very trustworthy bike, they just go where you point them and absorb whatever’s beneath them (within reason) and they’re great for taking in the view, they just chug along with minimal input leaving you free to enjoy the sights. Love mine ?

@Grasshopper's Ride is your Himalayan your off road or sight seeing bike?

Ah so your looking through the zoo bars chuckling at the inmates, fair enough ?

Hi weird Canadian lady and thanks for the welcome. Are the Canadian forums not full of subhumans like these, they do seem a special brew!

Theyre onto you.

I said nurse not nursemaid. Skills include little sympathy for things that aren’t serious, stopping people making a fuss about nothing and handing people the tools to care for themselves, like a mop n bucket ?

That is god setting you free from a hormonal brain cage just in time for you to look back and think damn it i was an idiot for a looong time ?

Vomit tis a nursing forte along with any other foul thing that makes people with normal sensibilities run a mile.

Well if theyre not dangling so far down they slap the toilet bowl when you sit down to alert you theyre still there Id say youre waay off decrepit.

We must still be on the bitching thread? ?

Why not, I’m pretty sure they’d love a thread about a bunch of hormonal men who cant control themselves. Give them a chance to show off their arses and talk bollocks too ?

My favourite is golden bollocks.

Ive read some threads and Ive checked the forum rules and I’m thinking someone’s going to have to contact admin. Theres not a lot of rules but it says- no stuff thats “inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented...” Anyone one know how to refer admin... to the admin? ?

It is. There are books for foreigners on fitting in in Britain that explain insults, put downs and being jeered at when you slip over or something bad happens are forms of affection, it then has to explain it can also be meant and you are in danger. Very confusing for the poor sods! ?

What you saying? Am I not supposed to crash in without knowing what the protocols are and immediately insult established forum members? They seem to be able to handle it, dive in the waters.. dangerous and probably bites ?

I’m a bit busy but my mates happy to help you out.

Ah thanks skyrider. From what I can gather youre a bit nice for round here aren’t you?

You’re mistaken I know nothing about toughness, I like fluffy kittens and ... do you know what I’m genuinely blank about what else to put there ??????

@XTreme I’m sure it must be a sign of a damaged childhood or something to enjoy trading insults but hey who cares why?!

Oh “that there London type” as they refer to them around here. Say no more.

One of those rare orphans where no-one blames the mother for leaving the basket on the doorstep ?

No your a bit mixed up (I had been warned you can be), he was talking about your Mama