Jump to content

Slowlycatchymonkey

Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    7,607

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    99

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Slowlycatchymonkey

  1. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Its taken me three hours to order this stupid replacement because just HOW CAN A PLASTIC BAG AND A TUBE BE £30?! HOW?! Rant over ?
  2. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Sounds cool. Picture of map?
  3. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Its says- AIR INJECTION DELETE KIT (Himalayan) The air injection system (AIS) routes fresh air from the airbox to the exhaust system in order to aid in the combustion of unburnt fuel. This system is designed to improve emissions on stock exhaust systems, but it will cause known performance problems in the low and mid RPMs. Also, it is the cause of popping and backfires when you change the standard exhaust with a free flow exhaust. This kit reduces exhaust popping on deceleration and backfiring typically associated with aftermarket exhausts. It also helps achieve true air/fuel ratio for fuel mixture tuning and frees up engine space but will require a simple modification to the wiring harness.
  4. Slowlycatchymonkey
    As its a celebratory day I have sirloin steaks that are 2” thick and bonus my son is cooking them for us, I will mostly be doing bugger all!
  5. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Definitely not a British version- some spaghetti swimming in a bright orangey red sauce!
  6. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Its VERY tempting. I might save it for the next time we get together so I get to see the reaction MWAHAHAHAAAA
  7. Slowlycatchymonkey
    @Grasshopper's Ride Great stuff. Very entertaining.
  8. Slowlycatchymonkey
    My bezzie has a genuine fear of dolls (its called pediophobia which sound like it should be something much worse doesnt it) and I really struggle not to wind her up, I just find it really funny, I managed to resist sending her the graveyard doll pic but it wasnt easy.. well done me, what a nice person not scaring the shit out of my oldest friend. I’m only typing this so I dont renege and send it anyway ?
  9. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Out of their ill gotten profits? ?
  10. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Great pics. How olds the cemetery? What’s the access on the road? Is it private? Don’t like the gates at all. Who are JPR Phoenix, clampersRus?! Look forward to hearing there were bugger all consequences.
  11. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Tis partially true, the mum has 2 X chromosomes and baldness is linked with the X chromosome but if only one of her parents side had baldness there’s still only a 50% chance of a male inheriting it. Men only get a Y chromosome from their father so can’t inherit their Dads baldness... to an extent... there are other genes involved in baldness you can inherit from your dad. Nutrition, stress and exposure to chemicals are also factors. Basically they haven’t got it worked out just yet.
  12. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I see you studied genetics at Goop lab ?
  13. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I did ?
  14. Slowlycatchymonkey
    No need to worry I have a sneaking suspicion I could out run him ?
  15. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Me too
  16. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I suppose consistency counts for something ?
  17. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Oh. Sorry your family is shit.
  18. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Poor Bruce all revved up by a tease.
  19. Slowlycatchymonkey
    You can but tis Bruce so he’ll probably request ointment after.
  20. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Is this pic expanded enough? ? Another runaway success for pfizer. If I had the morals of a guttersnipe I’d be loading up with shares on that pharmaceutical evil genius shit.. kerching.
  21. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Summer forecast
  22. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Looks like Bucksters got a lot of love to give in Bruce’s direction, I’ll leave it with him ?
  23. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I want to make a joke about you fancying a tug but I’m frightened of the consequences ?
  24. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Hahahaa yep I fell for it ?
  25. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I’m feel kinda sorry for them (so long as their crazy isnt directed at me) cos when you get into your 60’s you should be doing what makes you happy and a lot of folk still don’t seem to have worked out what that is. As far as I can see it’s all a bit of a waste. Without wanting to get too heavy Ive met a lot of people who’ve done what they were supposed to do (rather than what they want to do) their whole lives and then discovered there’s no reward, that was it, you had one go and you spent it that way. I don’t think they even know why they’re angry just a general feeling they’ve been done. Which in a way they have!
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Privacy Policy

  I accept