Slowlycatchymonkey

Seems like the usual Skippy Did you lose your ball in the rough again?

Sometimes you see a kid and you know hell will be in their future https://www.facebook.com/reel/219030227256278?sfnsn=scwspwa

Been busy setting the house back up for the coming year. When unpacking Angelica The Drunken Elf Angel (yes, yes I'm mentioning Christmas in September, shoot me) I noticed she might have been dragged through the odd hedge backwards after swigging too much gluhwein out of her paper bag last year. Her skirt n hat were crushed and skewiff and her lights had gone out so I've been fixing her up before Santa see's her and hands her her marching orders. Hand gathered 6 meters of glitter tulle, fixed her lights and told her to keep her battery pack in her pants, no-one wants to see that. Before - and after - Bet the debauched sot doesn't appreciated a bit of it. What? waste time? me? Never. Do something productive instead? Mañana

You saddo's.

Worse Gummidge before the crowman took over wardrobe.

Shame Pete’s got a spare ticket to his favourite an(nu)al show https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2023/08/31/controversy-over-comedy-bullfighting-show-featuring-dwarf-matadors-as-president-of-spains-murcia-region-gets-asked-to-block-it/amp/

No news is good news

I read about the red alerts issued and saw some of it. Pretty bad. I suppose I should email my landlord in Madrid and ask if he’s ok? Isn’t your son in Madrid? Or was is Barcelona? can’t remember!

As in left for the ferry?

Where else would a bare bummed barbequer rather be?

Yer. Tomoz ok then after that very good. Where are you?

Somewhere Pete recommended no doubt.

Not out yet but even with the mixed reviews I'm still going to watch this when it's released. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21454134/https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/the-bikeriders-review-jeff-nichols-1234901518/

@Six30 just in case you think this gammon has fallen too far from the tree, this is my current fridge situation. See not all hope is lost.

That sounds like exactly the sort of debacle I bring on myself and spend days trying to rectify

For your only fans account no doubt.

Online orders only then.

Your arse is hanging out, bloody deviant.

ooh classaay Frighteningly sharp haircut to go with the fake nob and sports direct outfit though

Too right, get back to whatever underground hole finds anything less than delightful acceptable.

I have a stealth mode that keeps the slider wearing plebs well away.

Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny. Another rip roaring yarn from the masters of fun. It's an eternal disappointment I didn't grow up to be Indiana Jones

You should have seen the dross on the flight this morning, it would have reinforced every prejudice you have First Saturday the schools go back is definitely a time to be avoided!

He could maybe of been good nick forty but no ginger so