Slowlycatchymonkey

My first weekend with both boys officially moved out- they both left Thursday but then one came back n stayed and drank Mr Slowlys whisky I sacked off the DIY, have cooked no food, binge watched TV and not been repeatedly interrupted all day. Its weird, I'm in a strange hinterland where everything is peaceful and yet it also feel like it's

He's no idiot, he just never matured past the age of 12, most men make it to at least 14 before brain development halts

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He looked quite keen on that at one point

Should be able to get a prescription for it on the NHS

Shrinking. Lightweight comedy but good. Thought you lot would enjoy this line.

I can hear the conversation now. "What are you doing?" "Taking picks of me in my leggings for the forum guys" "You're doing whaaa?"

More like trying to convince yourself not to change it If you don't want to do the work, you don't want to do it and that's ok isn't it? One of the curses of being a practical person who can do things is you think you should. The number of jobs I do myself because I can but don't really want to is ridiculous. It's a disease my parents gave me I'm trying to rid myself of.. and failing lol. If I hand over a job to someone else that I can do myself I A) Feel guilty cos I should be doing it B) Am often not that happy with their half arsed effort and C) Feel I've wasted money paying someone to do something I can do. Daft really. If you don't want to do it then fuck it, don't do it, life's too short.

I think the point when you spend more time fixing something than using it (unless you really really love it) is the time to say farewell.

Just ordered a second pair of the Pando Moto leggings. Yep I like them that much. Well that and I'll be messing about in the Spanish alps for a couple of weeks and I can't imagine wearing one pair for the entire time.

A friend of mines boss is mad keen on them so for Christmas he gave them all a 5k ebike. He quite liked it and kept it in the hallway of his house, not a shared hallway, the hallway of his detached house. He doesn't lock his front door when he's home and yep you guessed it, someone let themselves in while he was there and nicked it. Prat didn't have any house insurance either.

The best people are born in September, just sayin.

If I've got this straight then, animals "can always tell" and when they detect "lying, bullshitting, and sneaking round.." they're attracted to that?

Happy Birthday for 'this weekend'

You sound like a dreamboat

Except that wasn't your test was it Pete, it was just what you had to do to get laid.

Yeh but then you finally got the one and only.

You're definitely off your game if came here for succour, we are talking about the sort of people that would look at a would be jumper and start chanting "do it, do it, do it,"

He has come out in front of it saying they're out to get him and he's done nothing wrong.

If you're trying to distort the housing market by making Devon look more appealing you've done a good job I did my CBT down there with Bridge Motorcycles in 2017, seems like a lifetime ago now

Russell Brand.

More DFuckindieIY

Honda Twat has a better ring to it, which ring I’ll leave to your imagination.

Twat. edit: Honda twat.

10 pics of the same things rather than 10 different pics is a warning sign that the bathrooms, kitchen and bedrooms are too awful to show. Well at least thats my experience of looking at Spanish estate agents sites over the last 3 years. If it looks good they show it. At the beginning I viewed more than one property with the kitchen or bathroom pics missing, stopped going to see anything with those omitted after the fourth horror show.