Slowlycatchymonkey

Hoping thats internet watching not the creepier in person stuff.

What they doing to you Tym?

Yep more than once. It’s reasonably common for nurses to get stalkers because you have helped them in some capacity and they latch onto this person who in their eyes can make their world right. My top pick though and I’m not really laughing here cos poor sod n all that, alright maybe I am a laughing little bit was an 83 year old mathematics professor. Fortunately his stalking skills were low and physically following me wasn’t possible so he didn’t know where I lived but he kept turning up where I work until a very large colleague had to frighten him away

Ah well I don’t remember saying anything like that so you can enlighten me and I’ll apologise if needed or just accept that when on the receiving end of it you found these things annoying too and move on.

Lost in translation perhaps.

Uhuh.

Ah now I have to cut six some slack here as ineffective as the trolling might be without the armed troll backup he was my first troll, a troll for internet toddlers so to speak so he has a place… fuck knows where but surely somewhere.

Well now you’ve been trolling a long time so far be it from me to give you pointers on how to up your game to a less than dull level but maybe try and avoid so much repetition, fresh material maybe, rather than the limp stuff past its sell by date. Otherwise it just gets a bit…

Generally self deprecating humour directly from the source is always dandy. Like the graffiti one, its not true, the UK produced the most famous graffiti artist in the world and has shops just for graffiti artists paint, we just also like poking fun at ourselves, particularly the less appealing under belly. If I said some unpleasant generalisations about the portuguese that werent humorous how would that go down?

Idealista has loads. Cheaper to rent a place for 6 months than take my lot on a one week holiday. Then when you factor in you can book the cheap midweek flights rather than the Saturday to Saturday dates holiday lets insist on your quids in. Plus no queuing. Worth a look. https://www.idealista.com

That is a right crumbly old pile isn’t it. Did you take any pics on your phone? Most people have the location settings switched on and you can view your photo locations on a map.

I love my little Chinese bike, never had any problems with it. A mechanic said to me if you look after it it will be fine, people don’t look after them because they’re cheap, they’re not valued enough to bother taking care of, everyone expects them to break. I’m aware there’s plenty of evidence that they are just crap but I’m sure there’s an element of it being a self fulfilling prophecy.

Oh yeh MSN courses are tough

Honestly I hovered between grasshoppers ride sir fallsalot and boboneleg until the beauty of bagheera led me to a clear conclusion.Suck it up LOOOOOSERRRRS.

Out of network? What is that? Like the postal service on Sentinel Island?!

Anyhow @Tym I wanna see the now X-ray, just wanna check you’re not unnecessarily suffering for a ha’porth of tar.

Precarious, uncivilised, inhumane are words that spring to mind.

Woopwoop go Grasshoppers ride

I just don’t understand it. A wealthy first world country letting someone’s health (and if you wanna be ruthless their economic value) go down the crapper cos they don’t have enuf ‘coverage’ What do your X-rays look like now?

May the best woman/gay man in denial win

All the bags are gone, she’s used em to line the garage walls n floor and your dinners waiting for you in there…. mwahahaaa

You can count me out, looking Portuguese n Spanish food I think of oil and mostly I voted for the Himalayan cos I can’t get past my own bias

Jeezus Tym they’re plate jobs. Have they by some miracle meshed together or have you got loose bones? Yes yes I know jokes about bones n loose

Now that you get points for

Missed them, dunno how but I did. Well well well you don’t see that many large clean breaks very often. No plates or pins?