Slowlycatchymonkey

Uhuh.

Ah now I have to cut six some slack here as ineffective as the trolling might be without the armed troll backup he was my first troll, a troll for internet toddlers so to speak so he has a place… fuck knows where but surely somewhere.

Well now you’ve been trolling a long time so far be it from me to give you pointers on how to up your game to a less than dull level but maybe try and avoid so much repetition, fresh material maybe, rather than the limp stuff past its sell by date. Otherwise it just gets a bit…

Generally self deprecating humour directly from the source is always dandy. Like the graffiti one, its not true, the UK produced the most famous graffiti artist in the world and has shops just for graffiti artists paint, we just also like poking fun at ourselves, particularly the less appealing under belly. If I said some unpleasant generalisations about the portuguese that werent humorous how would that go down?

Idealista has loads. Cheaper to rent a place for 6 months than take my lot on a one week holiday. Then when you factor in you can book the cheap midweek flights rather than the Saturday to Saturday dates holiday lets insist on your quids in. Plus no queuing. Worth a look. https://www.idealista.com

I love my little Chinese bike, never had any problems with it. A mechanic said to me if you look after it it will be fine, people don’t look after them because they’re cheap, they’re not valued enough to bother taking care of, everyone expects them to break. I’m aware there’s plenty of evidence that they are just crap but I’m sure there’s an element of it being a self fulfilling prophecy.

Oh yeh MSN courses are tough

Honestly I hovered between grasshoppers ride sir fallsalot and boboneleg until the beauty of bagheera led me to a clear conclusion.Suck it up LOOOOOSERRRRS.

Out of network? What is that? Like the postal service on Sentinel Island?!

Anyhow @Tym I wanna see the now X-ray, just wanna check you’re not unnecessarily suffering for a ha’porth of tar.

Precarious, uncivilised, inhumane are words that spring to mind.

Woopwoop go Grasshoppers ride

I just don’t understand it. A wealthy first world country letting someone’s health (and if you wanna be ruthless their economic value) go down the crapper cos they don’t have enuf ‘coverage’ What do your X-rays look like now?

May the best woman/gay man in denial win

All the bags are gone, she’s used em to line the garage walls n floor and your dinners waiting for you in there…. mwahahaaa

You can count me out, looking Portuguese n Spanish food I think of oil and mostly I voted for the Himalayan cos I can’t get past my own bias

Jeezus Tym they’re plate jobs. Have they by some miracle meshed together or have you got loose bones? Yes yes I know jokes about bones n loose

Now that you get points for

Missed them, dunno how but I did. Well well well you don’t see that many large clean breaks very often. No plates or pins?

Not sorted a will I mean I did, I insisted we did once we had kids. But then I met the bloke arranging our will and he was a mahoosive arsehole. I didn’t say a lot because Mr Slowly and I had decided what we wanted to do and written it down and they were Mr Slowlys family solicitors so he was doing the talking. Now I understand that people get distracted by looks and I look small and girly and was accidentally incidentally appearing weak n sweet but this bloke was soooooo rude. He looked me up and down and outright said I didn’t look capable of running a business, wouldn’t it be better to hand it back to his parents. I cut him a bit of slack based on some men being complete morons at judging character but then he decided the child care arrangements I wanted if my kids were under 18 were “unnecessarily complicated” (it was only two options!) and started rewriting and telling me what I would do with my kids, in fact I think you’d be better with a solicitor overseeing your affairs…. Well in front of this tesco school shirt wearing pencil pushing weedy puff of nothing Mrs Politeslowlycatchy disappeared and Mrs Gofuckyourselffast appeared and we left. He still typed it up, our version not his but funnily enough Ive never been back to sign it, never will.

I never really wanted to get married, did it because husbands various relatives kept on and on about Mr Slowly turning me into a “ruined woman” at first I thought it was a joke but no they really had just rolled of the ark they couldn’t bear the shame of us living together out of wedlock So we got a quick licence and married a week later in a registry office. Dont regret it at all though, made life much easier legally and things turned out pretty well. I know a couple that didn’t bother and the kids really hated having to explain why Mum and Dad had different surnames.

Oh fuck it, thats the second time now.

Wally

That pretty well sums it up. I think sometimes circumstances aside (and I dont have a lot to back this up) its that the poor bastard is too perceptive and that ability to see the world around them clearly is depressing so they have to mentally check out. The not being a burden part of it Ive heard many times. Bet you didnt run somewhere it rains every day though