Slowlycatchymonkey

Quite possibly the most irritating photo/post a person could ever make but I did it so here it is

Won’t be back in Spanner til December, so for ease am leaving it set up ready for everyone to walk through the door Crimbo time. 
That’s right folks it’s a feckin Christmas tree in October  

Albeit a tacky pop up Christmas tree but it’s better than nothing. Feel the pain, Christmas is round the corner rahahaa 

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Buck spoke to him recently......apparently he's dealing with some personal business.

Fair enough. 
Still missing my quaint newspaper fix!

Where is Yen? I miss the Spitalfields newspaper reports.

I don’t quite understand how the phone will be any less wrecked by vibrations coming through the frame than using it on the bars (with some sort of dampener that is). 
Surely if the image stabilisation ruiner thing is an issue then the only reasonable place to put it is on your body? 

@Saul does it not come with USB charging points on it?

Not a criticism just curious. 

Just now, busabeast said:

Hacienda mayo.... sounds abit gentleman relish like

Lol if bog standard mayo is a relish then yep  

and a softy wee heart when it comes to his kids. 

Just now, busabeast said:

Doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't shag... well dmb don't really count, rides around on a Honda, "works like a dog" or so he says.

He may aswell give up now what quality of life is he having, I've seen vegetables with more going for them 

He has a half decent forum

Well I just had Hacienda mayo on my sammich so it makes sense somewhere outside the UKs four walls

47 minutes ago, busabeast said:

An empty pea in a large bucket. 
Makes a lot of noise but when you look in there’s not much going on. 

1 minute ago, busabeast said:

.... thats a nomination for TOTY right there!

How can you not know

Mostly cos he doesn’t drink I’d guess

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Just checked the bank account and the quarterly taxes have been transferred to Hacienda!

And the Pacific Coast of my dreams has disappeared over the horizon again.

Fucking hate tax bill time!

Hacienda is a very reasonable quality own brand produce for the supermarket Mercadona, if you get a discount I’d just do a little dance  

Same here. Bucketed down over night and back to sunshine today. 

Just looked it up it comes from the Greek word Tophos meaning tomb. 
 

You may have stumbled on the hobby of your lifetime Pete

4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Don't forget corpses!

That’s called Taphonomy and would suit you down to the ground, the rotting festering ground

Well my day just had a big uptick. There’s only a blinking Chinese restaurant ‘Dragón asiático’ a ten minute walk from here, result!! 

Natures good though, walking, cycling, nature spotting whether it’s flowers, insects or birds ticking them off when you’ve hunted down their favoured habitat. Then you can get into the zoology and how they fit into the ecosystem. 
That’s stuff is pretty cool and nice n cheap! 

A nice little ride to airport parking, a flight home from temps of mid 20s to the cold and rain  
But home in time for the rugby, the boys will be down for the merriment, I’ll get to see the dogs and I have new crockery n ingredients being delivered for new recipes to try out so I’m really looking forward to it.  
 

I also ordered up all the necessaries for a new Sunday brekky, which I won’t risk serving on its own because it’s unusual so will be bolstered by sausages, bacon and sauté potatoes for those who don’t like the new stuff, plus some lovely ham hocks and all the trimmings for a corking Sunday lunch later. 
 

It’s a weeny bit sneaky cos I know after breakfast the boys will want to go back to their place to lounge about and game on there 1000 speed internet but the lure of a full roast will trump that  

Mind you invariably when I plot these things they both get on my pip and I wish they’d bugger off back to their place

More likely to get a tandem hernia

9 hours ago, Saul said:

It will never be this clean again.   
 

 

Old and new 

Sweeeet 

How is it?

So @Saul was today the day or did I misread that you’re noooo bike dropped today?

5 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Still waiting for you and Mr Slowly to venture over this way!

2 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

I cant remember myself are you sure it was me LOL

Yerp 

2 hours ago, Buckster said:

She retires to the bar about midday every day. 

Bus twat