Tym

Why would i want to downgrade my parking status at the o club?

Get a room you two the girls want to see the money shots!

Took mum to her farm for the day, starting a new series, what mum thinks....

We flew on a medivac flight in the late 1960's that was carrying dead and wounded from vietnam, pa went right to work, mum passed out from the smell of puss and death..us 3 boys just helped pa, got guys drinks and such...

Space available, military planes can fly you around if they want, some people get rides in the back seats of fighters if they wanted you somewhere fast.

Try flying Space A in the miitary, a fart smell would have been welcome.

Cant complain about that, or that foxy forrest look, grrr....

I got a great idea, save farts so when you are close to someone you can rip a good one, and see if they can still smell.

Wow, that pic of you is amaZing @Grasshopper's Ride!

GrammAr like Tym now im sad to say.

Bucks an utter and a twat...uttertwat...sounds german.

I feel better now...

Cooking holiday dinners sucks dogs balls, If i had my way id starve humanity in a heartbeat.

The best part about cooking is people are to afraid to enter the kitchen....my safe space....just not anyone elses...lol

All joking aside that was a very nice christmass message for us from you @Sofia thank you.

What Pete said.

Blah blah i have to cook wrap the presents clean up the mess good bye bah humbug.

New video from Scotland's sewer emerges after Buck did a berrito night at McPedro's Truckstop and Sex toy Emporeum. Emergency crews were needed to clear the glog.

Married people tell me to gain weight too.

Car, hands down, you dont need to wank, chicks love leather, secure roofs locked doors and nice back seats while booming the base! This is a sad reality we all face, my best advice, get a nice car suck it up dont mess with that bus station lady boy!. I could have had a honda cub 125 or my BMW back on the road. You see what i did, right?

I woke up to a noise, some fat fucker dressed as a freak was breaking into me house, loaded the scatter gun and shot him to monday! Now i dont have any presents.

Not really, im am surprsied Sex dint get any...lol..

We got more than you!!

Big bore...sure was.

Im to hot to work.