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Tym

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  1. You are to the Aliens. ?
  2. April showers bring may flowers. ?
  3. Thats not a universal sentiment you might be shocked to know. ?
  4. I grew up in the US air force, guess who i am in the pic! A Dutch magazine did a story on us in 1960....made it to china by the time i was ten. Started my way back.... ?
  5. Thanks! As Dr Peggy used to say "It hasnt killed you yet."
  6. If we go to a southern diner you dont mind if i carry guns do you? ?
  7. I feel bloated, oh god, i need to purge, food is bad for you, i went 20 days no problem not eating...
  8. Reminds me of a story about Tammy's 16 year old daughter repeating loudly what i told her about grits in a southern diner full of born again gun owning banjo playing country folk. She asked what grits were, i said quietly so only she could hear..."Grits is pig food" Her reply.. Grits is pig food!?!
  9. Dont hedgehogs eat grasshopers? Asking for a vegan friend. ?
  10. Good is he says i can operate motor vehicles and lift more than a few pounds. I only had one pack abs going in, and they cut through those to get inside. I have gained weight to 130, thats pretty good. if i can at least ride the Tomos. That would be something to hope for.
  11. Pete said what Tym said, the search for intelligent life continues unabated. Life is like a box of vacuumes. Quark you! ?
  12. I see the Doctor on Monday i get good news or bad news. I feel ok so it must be bad news. ?
  13. Hard to keep good roads if it goes below freezing....you need lots of suspension travel StateSideā„¢ most places.
  14. It thought i was one of them, Gold rims indicate royalty in the driod's world. ?
  15. Damn illegal aliens at stopNstab were boiling me nads today. ?
  16. Giving me the idear to wear my boots while chairing, ??
  17. Ya man its hot man ya gotta be cool man. ?
  18. Daaaago... daaago... sunlight comes and they wanna go home, daaaago,,,,,,,daaaago...... when you want them to work, they just go slooooow...... Dago goes to work and they goooooo... slow.
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