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Tym

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  1. Tym

    One bike

    You need 5 different types of motorcycles.
  2. Sh;ell larf it off everyone says shes gay.
  3. She wouldnt be wrong twice then, you should hear what she thinks about the no pac ab part...
  4. If you cant make it look good dont do it.
  5. Took a late friday afternoon beach cruise after the beach, this is beach riding kit, just dont tell Julian.
  6. Im not sure what anyone would see in me, hardly anything of me left nowdays.
  7. Ya butt i get extra credit for the 63 free years so far dont i?
  8. Love is like a home, you can never go back again
  9. Baffle them with brilliance i say.
  10. Gunna need a hard diving helmet for that.
  11. I;ve come up with a fool proof plan, i havnt stayed single for 63 trips around your sun and learned nothing about the human female, this should be not a problem whats so ever.
  12. Dont people have to meet in person for stupid chit like love to happen?
  13. A girl named sue,, worst case scenerio...........i might at best at least get a B single country song out of all this.
  14. Im in trouble, i might have, told a lady, not outright mind you, butt, maybe without a doubt, umm i basically said i love her... Oh god help me life is over. I;ll NEVER live this down.
  15. Operating in 3D environments is a form of entertainment now, they did train me in underwater work while working for the USAF as our chit went underwater allot butt... We never impressed the navy so there is that.
  16. Expecting AmaZon to deliver my new weight belt, with my wetsuit i bob like a cork on the surface. Makes ya wonder why corks Bob. Bob? Any input on all this its getting deep. Hope i dont add to much weight first time out.
  17. X-ray poker place your bets...lol breaks were to the right leg and left hand
  18. The main problem was i dint have the cover to pay for the pin the ortho guy wanted to put in the Tibs spiral, so i had a long recovery. The other problem was all injuries were made worse by the trama of the recovery effort. The helo was late again. The 6 hours of dragging the broken parts dint do them any good, shame rally i thought pain ment gain. My bad.
  19. No i crashed where the mob dumped dead hookers, it was an old airport we used to go off roading. 3 wheelchairs later my KLR stays very clean now all the time. Just alittle beach sand on her now.
  20. Tym

    New money idear!

    "Que el recto de camello de un hediondo mercado árabe de camellos envuelva tus testículos." Seems to work for me.
  21. Got a great scam, im starting the Ab Club for Jesus. I;ll show off my Jesus abs and claim you can have them to if! You get my $29.99 6 steps to no pack abs video series. I can smell the pile of dosh already!
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