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Well my Mrs has said I'm retiring from playing rugby.....how little she knows

not a bad shout, he's under the thumb though.....

Erm what kind of riddle shit is that

Yeah but that's normal for you

I'm constantly in my work boots which are like walking boots just heavier, you can have them for a fiver Saul but don't worry I'll make sure it's just camel piss in them, surely that would be worth it

I generally sleep quite well, just not as long as I used to, there was a time when I could easily sleep for 12/13 hours now it'd more likely to be 6 or 7

I just say as my brother isn't a bad driver and had a bike before he got with his wife and he'd like another one but his wife tells him he's not getting one end of.....no ifs no buts NO! Which I think is totally wrong, but he does play football so he is a namby pamby tart so he'd probably end up with a harley or something

Well....pete can walk through it upright so yes it's a midget hole....bit like a priest hole just for midgets

So pete wouldn't bang his head if he walked through then

I see no difference..... A knobblie is just a knobblie...... It's not slick what's wrong with you Pansy

They do say it comes in 3s....hopefully things pick up soon mate

It really annoys me when respective partners tell the partner that they can have a bike.....and it's often times by those who have never experienced one who are the worst offenders. Similar views on rugby too...... I can understand people not wanting to play/watch football....overpaid/underskilled namby pamby poofs!

Glad he's OK and nothing more than a few bruises and scrapes, my parents too got that phonecall when I was 17 by my then employers to the tune of 'he's had an accident but he's not dead' then the phone was taken by the copper and they told my mum what had happened

So this place has turned in to the fucking samaritans......

I bet he couldn't work out what 50 thou was even if you gave him a micrometer

Erm tools.....

Was that done by a 2 year old......

How long you lived over there now?

Well....it took the better part of a year to find somewhere

Lies talk has it you've already put a deposit down for one......

But as his manager you again failed to even get him to the nomination stage I say its your fault.... What you say @fatpolishmunter

Now you're starting to sound French.....how could an englishman become a cheese eating surrender monkey?

To me

If this is so then why didn't you run for it