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Well stop trying to reenact the great escape and using a spoon to dig the earth....thats what shovels were made for

You old fanny, they aren't for rugby players... Alcohol anaesthetic is the order for post rugby aches and pain, the more you have the less you can move = the less painful it is

Just man the fuck up and don't use it you old fanny

The worst it gets is having to catch a train or bus on occasion rest of the time either a hire car will be waiting or we have a runner waiting for us

Never gonna happen

Don't tell him that

No we have runner vehicles to ferry us around between jobs

You'll be after a rigid 32t truck then

So my day today consisted of telling nick the prick where to go and accepting a job as self employed hgv trade plate driver starting tomorrow morning

No that gets you an incompressible warning pm

Don't worry Pete it won't happen again mate, I didn't look at it from a pornography point of view

But what constitutes a heffalump....I mean according to the Dr the other day im considered obese on the bmi but she looked at me and just said err no you're just a rugby player.....

In other news I haven't read the bloody guidelines...... so how do I know what kind of shit to post I mean you allow pics of harleys so I guessed anything went

You could have told him it's the morgue for him....stop getting the old gits hopes up

Not at all mate I made a fuck up so I've owned up to it that's how I am

My apologies pete I believe it was that lady boy pic you are referring to in the jokes thread, if I'd known I wouldn't have posted it

We did yeah, it was a hard fought game with lots of defence but the only broke through once. They had a very strong scrum but we held parity with them for alot of the game but all they wanted to do was fight so they were getting very pissed off that we weren't rising to their flying fists and headbuts in rucks and they got a binning against them. All in all a great game and it was great to now play with players who can actually play instead of just talk a good game like my last club

Not a jag driver is he?

Why don't you just get on the sauce and then you won't be worried about it. I'm currently well in to some anaesthetic

What's more surprising is that you say you have friends.....

Yeah there is that but you wouldn't be able to hear the ref either which could pose a small issue... In other news Why the fuck do I keep playing? Right now I could easily pass for a paraplegic I can hardly move any of my limbs and I hurt in places I never knew I had

I hardly ever wear hearing protection, I suffer with tinnitus quite alot though it tends to come in waves I can go days without it then one day its every few hours, don't think there's anyone who was deaf in my family history

That's one thing I couldn't do without, so I'll hope I don't go too deaf

All the things you forget when you can no longer hear must be vast and it seems like it is taking some getting used to hearing again. I don't know if I'd cope if I was deaf it seems to me a very lonely existence