Swagman

Captain Nemo.

You call those thongs over there then, we call these thongs.?

I vote Aquaman.?

No and you won’t, there’s nothing of slight interest in this place except big breakfasts which I’m not allowed to be served damn it.??

No worries he’ll avoid it.?

How the fuck do you know, you snow avoiding cretin.?

that’s fuck all the sun is out the roads are dry any one would ride in them conditions, we haven’t had dry roads for months there’s ice on them salt git gravel SNOW stop making us jealous.??

Yeah they all rotted away.

Well good look with that mind you don’t drop the phone in it.?

Won’t be long if this virus doesn’t soon abate.?

You maybe just caught a lurgy what ya harping on about that was last June.??

Going in or going out, that’s like summer that is.?

No you’ll have to stay here showing your junk, gives us a laugh at the very least.?

Better than your balls round your ears.?

No breathing in public.?

I have a mate lives in Grimsby still wears biker colours and is as rough as fuck, he gives Facebook work to do, he has been banned by them loads of times for things he posts has two accounts so when one is banned he can use the other, always seems to get back on so why the fuck do the little hitlers keep banning him.??

He’s his half brother.

Bunch of no marks running that shit company, wouldn’t no a violation if it sat on their laps, FALSE accusations against you that’s just silly now who would have thought.

Moe like bored with all those CBT mods 1&2.?

Gone up in price a little, in around 1978 new £900 I think my old boss paid, this ones for sale at £4800.??

What about a mini pickup.

Give it a rest will ya, it’s cold wet snowy freezing fog plus risk of flooding and you just upset us with your bluddy sunshine.?

See you are still displaying yourself wherever you go Six.

What’s up got withdrawal symptoms after losing your TOTY crown, Twat.

Them new black boots will go nicely with the red.?