Swagman

Well i been a member since 2012 so it’s taken me a long time to be naughty.??

Not yet but just wait.

Well until the public do what is asked of them it will go even higher I think.

It’s so nice to be welcomed into this elite bunch of mostly old gits??

Over a hundred thousand deaths in the UK, so sad.???

That’s a fact, at ten grand a pop they’ve got to sell a lot of tickets.

I see they are testing out that new mobile camera that takes your reg and then forwards the NIP to the bikes registered address, camera only cost £10000 each.??

According to stats over here the biggest death rate is in the manual labour section.

Er no.

No and it’s mine either matron has to lead me to Loo.

Well there’s already one to many.

Maybe.

Weight is ok until you have to push them around in the yard or garage, I’ve never had a problem with weight when riding on standard roads.

That’s Lifebouy.

Mr Sheen

Yeah you can have one at the house and one in the car park, but fo us we have our daughter working in the office so when we moved here she sold her car and pinched the second car, I didn’t get any money from the sale of here car, looks like she is going to do the same with her triumph.???

That’s fucking Boston in the daytime.

I have 2 shit head.?

And 2 for wet weather eh @Pedro.

Just following in my hero’s footsteps @Bruce?

You been spying Bruce.

It’ll be later on when I’m full of all the bullshit on here.?

Weetabix.?

Isn’t it nice when they let you sleep in.?

Well if it does give us a shout I’ll give you a lift up with it not far from ours to yours.??