Swagman

First big bike xj900, this one, and under the cove on the right my next one, zzr1100, I would recommend both.

No you blocked us when you flounced.

You’re gonna need a crane.

Fuck off you ginger cunt.

Fuck hard life init.

Getting a bit warm there.

Yeah I’m sure they want to debilitate people and put them on the social to claim disability money, fucking knob heads.

Pleased to help @Tym.

Yeah will do thanks @boboneleg, if I have to have one off which should choose we could share shoes.

Can I have some.

What the fucks Naproxen, is it prescribed.

I have just spent the last few hours sat on my arse, I earned fook all.

Well I’m well versed at sitting around doing nothing, it’s my favourite job around the house.

Sure thing @skyrider I’ll certainly try just that small thing.

Referral that’s a joke can’t get to see the doctor they are way to important, can see the poor nurse though they don’t matter, It’ll be ok just pulled it the other day, just takes longer to recover nowadays.

Yeah it’s bit like that here @Tymthey don’t prescribe them very often so it’s only mild stuff from the chemist, we old do with Pookie around our corner.

I have loads of drugs but there not for the back, so I have to use paracetamol and ibuprofen in alternating patterns, but then that does your kidneys and stomach no good o well I’ll just suffer in silence.

I usually do, the wife calls it being a lazy sod.

Yeah unfortunately, plus other shit things, but I’m still breathing that’s the main thing, plus loads are worse off.

Of getting old eh, sat here with my back in agony, went for the annual diabetes screening yesterday, blood pressure is up, kidney function way down, will wait now for the blood and piss test results while I sit here in pain drinking more water, well at least the cholesterol is ok.

If you get on the country roads you can piss past everything, but with Skegness,Mablethorpe,Cleethorpes and the like most of that traffic is around the county here so you are passing lines of traffic, a lot of the time filtering, and we seem to be plagued by Sunday drivers and of course caravans.

Yeah you’re bang on there with traffic, unfortunately it’s the same all over here, gets to be a waste of time getting the bike out, the roads look far better and hardly any traffic it seems when you are riding over there.

According to some cunt called Pete it’s a shithole.