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Got robbed this morning I'm ok, just a little shaken up, but I'll be ok. | was robbed this morning at the petrol station. | gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 4 !!!!!!!

A Midget pulls a lovely married women and they go back to her house , just as they are getting down to it , they hear the front door open " quick its my husband , go out the window and hang on to the window sill "she says the husbands comes in the bedroom and says "jesus its cold in here " and slams the window shut . the midget plummets to the ground , an ambulance is called and he gets took to hospital. a few days later the women goes to visit the midget , "how are you " she says, "8 broken fingers broke both my ankles 3 ribs and my pelvis and fractured elbow "says the midget "it could of been worse " she says . "worse.... how could it of been worse " he says "well its lucky i live in a bungalow ", she said

so are you missing your new bike @XTreme.......

i would'nt risk going to the local shops on that donkey.

better than nothing....

Is this the most disastrous new bike experience you’ve had ?

No wonder the previous owner traded it in .... he knew

I wheel mine out and ride the fucker though

Twat

Me tomorrow…

I thought I had a bike in here ….

So they sold you a bike with an oil leak and even worse faulty brakes ….

just over £11 .. i nearly fell down

who's filled one of these lately... i had to today, how much you reckon ?

@Richzx6r if you need a dolly brolly , im always available.

back peddling now