A Midget pulls a lovely married women and they go back to her house , just as they are getting down to it , they hear the front door open
" quick its my husband , go out the window and hang on to the window sill "she says
the husbands comes in the bedroom and says "jesus its cold in here " and slams the window shut .
the midget plummets to the ground , an ambulance is called and he gets took to hospital.
a few days later the women goes to visit the midget , "how are you " she says,
"8 broken fingers broke both my ankles 3 ribs and my pelvis and fractured elbow "says the midget
"it could of been worse " she says .
"worse.... how could it of been worse " he says
"well its lucky i live in a bungalow ", she said