Tango

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Never had a sportsbike or a Power Rangers suit!

A guy I used to know always went for sports bikes and 1-piece leathers, but he was seriously slow! I'm not a speed merchant, but when he did come on a rideout even my missus was quicker than him. Then people would take the piss out of his chicken strips and he'd get the hump and go home! I really never understood why he was drawn to sports bikes. 

18 hours ago, Saul said:

1 hour ago, Pedro said:

On other news, I seem to have lost my doctor. That’s what you get in Portugal when you don’t get sick very often 

Our health card goes inactive if it's not used for more than a year, but you can pop into a pharmacy and get them to update it, which keeps it active. I just did that this evening when I was in the pharmacy with my missus as she was picking up her regular prescription drugs. It's just short of a year since I last used it!

20 minutes ago, Six30 said:

no , im on a diet

You only had half a top box worth of kebabs then? 

1 hour ago, Six30 said:

just looking at a bike auction ...look at the top box on this fucker

 

So, you mugged the kebab delivery lad and now you're trying to flog his bike? Is business that slow?

3 minutes ago, Six30 said:

voge rally you say.... you telling us something here 

Make a good second bike I reckon!

There'll be a few on here dusting off their passports!

18 hours ago, Six30 said:

@Sir Fallsalot and @boboneleg expertise.... whats a decent enduro bike , that you can service as a normal bike with none of the every few hours you got to strip it down do oil etc... road use and some off road shit ?

DR650? Or something a bit lighter? Voge 300 Rally? 

5 minutes ago, Six30 said:

he will never have to put ad blue in again i reckon

When I had my A4 Avant I could just rock up at my local Audi dealer and get them to fill the Ad Blu. Same price per litre as in the filling stations, but I didn't get my hands dirty! Didn't need to book an appointment either! Pretty good service really. I'm not sure if they still do it.

2 hours ago, Buckster said:

Did they take the bulbs out of the warning lights?

I hired a van a few years back, it had a bit of black tape covering the brake warning light! People were also flying past me on the dual carriageway, even though I was doing 70mph! However, when I put my satnav in it I found that an indicated 70mph was actually 50mph, which explained why it seemed slow! But, it was cheap! 

And another great song!

Just a one-off this time, but a great song IMHO.

2 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Better be the Voge or I'll ban the twat.

Looks like I'm in for a banning then! 

Anyone we know?

Anyone spring to mind?

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Bob doesn't ride small trailies!

He found the CB500X was lacking in power compared to his previous bikes, as his background is large capacity Triumphs.

So it won't be anything small.

I am getting older though, Pete. Obviously not quite as decrepit as you yet, but..............

16 hours ago, Catteeclan said:

Not again 

Groundhog day?

1 hour ago, Catteeclan said:

Bonamassa wins gurning competitions too.

Don't he just! Brilliant guitarist though.

Maybe he was just having a bit of an episode and will calm down in a day or two? I missed the stuff leading up to it, so I can't comment on how it got to this, but I did like a lot of  Marcel's input, even if I couldn't work out some of it! 

Jethro Tull original from 1969, or Joe Bonamassa cover?

8 hours ago, Buckster said:

Chink.

Aren't they all these days?