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3 hours ago, Vamana Gupta said:

He was extremely happy to ride the bike in his native land , coming out of a Morrison super store for some zero fat plain yogurt...their was many people in the parklot coming in and out...he lit up a cigar and started his bike making sure everyone was looking at him wyll burping the throttle ( the dreaded throttle turret syndrome)  has he was pulling out ,  with a mixture of turret his fingers slip from the clutch , in a panic he whiskyed the throttle, trying to get the bike under control he locked up the front wheel..and planted it on the left side..still holding the cigar in his mouth , hoping no one seen , he lifted the bike and lost balance of it..and it landed on the right side...

I'd like to know how you burp a throttle... I've burped a baby but never a throttle uhm GIF

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7 minutes ago, busabeast said:

I'd like to know how you burp a throttle... I've burped a baby but never a throttle uhm GIF

I would venture a guess that it's a Canuckistan slang term for "Blipped".... guess that happens when a squad of queers drink too much & ride qwads in the snow...:classic_biggrin:

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10 hours ago, YamaHead said:

I would venture a guess that it's a Canuckistan slang term for "Blipped".... guess that happens when a squad of queers drink too much & ride qwads in the snow...:classic_biggrin:

Yes , yes , that's the terminology I was looking for...lol , I'm sure Scott you've noticed this behavior before , annoying has fuck , don't know how noise restrictions are in the UK but around here its a free for all , straight pipe ,the louder they can make them the better....ive endure those cunts for years, every year the shop was open and we could work with the main doors open..they would pin the throttle wide open just before reaching the shop and let off has soon has they passed....im sure you've noticed this throttle turret syndrome before  ?

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1 hour ago, Vamana Gupta said:

Yes , yes , that's the terminology I was looking for...lol , I'm sure Scott you've noticed this behavior before , annoying has fuck , don't know how noise restrictions are in the UK but around here its a free for all , straight pipe ,the louder they can make them the better....ive endure those cunts for years, every year the shop was open and we could work with the main doors open..they would pin the throttle wide open just before reaching the shop and let off has soon has they passed....im sure you've noticed this throttle turret syndrome before  ?

Russian Tank GIF by SecondFront

This has a turret....

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This has a throttle....

 

 

I see no turrets on the throttle 

 

 

 

 

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41 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Russian Tank GIF by SecondFront

This has a turret....

proud motorcycle GIF

This has a throttle....

 

 

I see no turrets on the throttle 

 

 

 

 

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When did you become the spelling check police  ? 

Tourette....is that better  ?  Lol.

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23 minutes ago, Vamana Gupta said:

When did you become the spelling check police  ? 

Tourette....is that better  ?  Lol.

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12 minutes ago, Buckster said:

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You see my friend that's tourette syndrome, has a prime example...you claim to be a man of God ....im sure others have noticed...yet you're the worse troll and bully spuing vile garbage all over the net...lol. 

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No one is interested to see ? 

I've sent the picture to Buckster for and expert analysis....to be continued...that's not the picture Im talking about by the way...the real picture coming up...

 

 

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I've sent the picture to the muffon society and they've analyzed the picture....the verdict is...

Its and optical illusion, the object is actually further away than it appears to be , what they call and over the horizon reflection....Buckster seem to think its and aircraft carrier...im leaning  towards...its either a Chinese nuclear sub..since Carney is now best friends with the comunist party...lol...or a Russian one....just has a precaution I went and bought 2 gallons of iodine...

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1 hour ago, Vamana Gupta said:

I've sent the picture to the muffon society and they've analyzed the picture....the verdict is...

Its and optical illusion, the object is actually further away than it appears to be , what they call and over the horizon reflection....Buckster seem to think its and aircraft carrier...im leaning  towards...its either a Chinese nuclear sub..since Carney is now best friends with the comunist party...lol...or a Russian one....just has a precaution I went and bought 2 gallons of iodine...

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That’s the wrong type of iodine.

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23 hours ago, Buckster said:

And now the $750,000 question.

How many genders are there?

TWO‼️.....Always has been....Always will be....Period.

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13 hours ago, YamaHead said:

TWO‼️.....Always has been....Always will be....Period.

Would you two stop with your genders.....by the way Im thinking of getting some bottox injections...to augment and make my lips fuller....

 

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1 hour ago, Vamana Gupta said:

Would you two stop with your genders.....by the way Im thinking of getting some bottox injections...to augment and make my lips fuller....

 

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You don't need anything to make your chins fuller, that's for certain.

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8 minutes ago, Buckster said:

You don't need anything to make your chins fuller, that's for certain.

Hey who's messing around with my post again...lol....you or this guy ? 

 

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7 hours ago, Vamana Gupta said:

Would you two stop with your genders.....by the way Im thinking of getting some bottox injections...to augment and make my lips fuller....

You'd be money ahead if you just invest in stock in Rogaine....either that or some Chrome-Dome scalp polish....😎

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6 minutes ago, YamaHead said:

You'd be money ahead if you just invest in stock in Rogaine....either that or some Chrome-Dome scalp polish....😎

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