yen_powell

It's just brown love boys, just brown love......

3 hours ago, Buckster said:

Ironic that I am the only one here that rides a bike that could get him a BJ 

You've got a Harley though haven't you, I think Pete meant from a girl.

We used to have a bloke come out with us green laning, he was known as Witham Porno Man, because of where he lived and what he did for a living. He could turn his bike by doing a rear wheel burn out and turning on the spot. We used to moan at him about making us look like hooligans in front of the public and then all try it secretly when he wasn't there. All we ever managed was to fall over side ways as one foot would get more and more twisted until we lost our balance. The swine could do it on a road bike as well.

9 hours ago, boboneleg said:

Thank you Ian, Don Estelle has got a cracking singing voice

I have to admit, he is pretty good, I never considered him to be a good singer when I was a kid and it was on telly every week. Shame he passed away, did you see him in The League of Gentlemen, i think he was running a zoo on a roundabout or something.

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Go on Pete, give 'em a blast of Whispering Grass.

I like this cos it's got Xtreme playing the Sergeant major.

2 hours ago, boboneleg said:

Hah,  I think I remember this one, I'm sure I was there   

 

If you're not in the picture then you took it..

10 hours ago, XTreme said:

When were you abroad last @yen_powell.......cos I remember you used to go to Morocco.

Morocco was once and many years ago, before two men on BMWs ruined it for everyone. Abroad now is a normal holiday and hire bikes if you can get them.

Last year was Rhodes and a Pegaso single cylinder bike. Just used it to explore and nip into the capital, I used to park it behind a lace stall run by a very old lady on the city walls, she was lovely, she would guide me into the space after the first day.

I was in Corfu again 2 years ago, hired the same bike you have Pete, one of those Suzuki 650 v-twin things. Hated it, I took it back because it was hard to ride on a steady throttle, very jerky, told the owner it needed the injectors balancing. He polished it and sprayed lube on the chain and gave it back with exactly the same problem. I just had to ensure I was always speeding up or slowing down. I stopped for a red light on one of their main roads which caught the truck behind out (they usually go through for a few seconds after). I heard a lot of tyre squealing as he slid sideways behind me. He did wave an apology and as I pulled away he was using forward and reverse to get himself pointing the right way again.

Before that it was Cyprus, the Tenere seen in the other picture on here somewhere. Also tried a quad. Did take both on unsurfaced roads, the Tenere was way safer.

Malta, no bike hired, it was very cold and wet, also hard to even park a bike there, lovely place, very crowded. I believe even the countryside is classed as a conurbation by population density.

Cyprus and the same Tenere before that, it was still new then.

Portugal, scooter only available, 125 I think. Under seat storage was useful for shopping, not a lot of go though. Parked it in the 'Rua Sir Cliff Richard' one day, which is, I kid you not, the street with the cemetery in it.

Lanzarote, BMW single. The only off road there is full of rocks spat out by a volcano, beautiful and moon like scenery. Can't go back as I had a parking ticket and left without paying it. If I go back they might hunt me down and do terrible spanish things to me.

Pics below are varied and of all dates, Essex green lanes on my DR (currently being put back together) and my Africa Twin, Isle of Wight, Peterborough speedway track, moped race (I'm in the red shirt white crash hat), Wiltshire, Lanzarote, Morocco, my contractors yard, Billingsgate Fish market (traffic light tree I put up). Also Cambrian rally  on a CRM250 lent to me a few minutes before by a dealer, what a guy. My bike had just failed scrutineering, wheel bearings had gone trail riding day before. I went to a bloke displaying bikes to try and get a bearing, he offered me a choice of bikes to borrow instead. Also Salisbury Plain, one picture looks like Little House on the Prairie to me, on my first DR kickstart....or rather didn't. Finally there is one on the Ridgeway on my Varadero on my way to a bike rally, the day before it closes for the winter. I believe that is supposed to be the oldest known road in Britain.

I think this is about 2014, Corfu hire bike. The bloke let me try a few different bikes around a little test track to see which I preferred, but given a choice I will always go for a Suzuki (No Excuse) DR350. No room for jacket and boots in the old suitcase so it was t-shirt and trainers and keep the arms tucked in when passing between brambles.

Riding through the twisty hill villages with a very loud pipe is weird, the old people all wave and smile as you pass them sitting outside. Over here they snarl and ring the council, not that I have loud pipes myself, the quieter the better for me on my own bikes.

16 hours ago, XTreme said:

Notice the Twilight Zone pic in the bar.......with the hat still there? @Earache pointed it out on Facebook!

 

I normally give up on threads with lots of pics as on this particular site, with my very slow internet connection (1.3Mb/s today), they just flash 2 shades of grey for ages until they eventually materialise and it makes my head hurt. BUT, I held on because of what you said about the abandoned bar and it was worth waiting for, especially that hat! If you go back, take a little tripod and a tea towel. Pop the tea towel over you arm and stand behind the bar for the perfect barman shot.

21 hours ago, XTreme said:

It's pretty rough.......so I tried another one!

You git. Well you have the one of me laying in the mid to put on now.

I forgot about this picture, super stylish. Just laying down for a tactical rest before going on to win stylishly of course. It's all in the planning.

9 hours ago, XTreme said:

And I've put your avatar on as well @yen_powell

God knows how many years and how many forums I've had to do that for you! 

Thank you. It's even dated, I drew that in 2005 apparently, 'Braintree to Mile End', my commute at the time, long time since I have worked at Mile End.

Roughing it in the wastelands, barely surviving, miles from civilisation, dangerously near water (I can't swim).

I thought he had bought the bike from the people repairing it, but must have been wrong.

My next oil change is due at 106,000 miles. I will make a lovely job of getting all the oil into the drain tray, none will leak over the floor, the filter will be carefully emptied so as not to splash anything. And then I will blood kick the drain tray by accident or some other clumsiness and there will be oil everywhere. I am like the Jack Douglas of oil changes.

Sorry, have I misunderstood, he paid for all those replacement parts?

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

You've had that some years Yen!

I must have got it about 99/2000, not sure anymore. I haven't ridden it since about 2010. Hopefully I will get it going again.

I mentioned Suzuki today.....whilst trying to wrestle my DR350's swing arm back into place without the whole thing falling over and without the end caps dropping off every time I nearly got everything lined up. I did not say nice words!

Remember the joke where the lady went into the garage and asked for a bottle of L10?

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

You're telling an American to ignore a castle?

It's a nice castle, but I think it is closed to the public and just used for weddings now.

Kentwell Hall in Long Melford on the other hand is a large Elizabethan manor house, got a proper moat, hedges you can walk inside, underground ice house, a farm, huge grounds and a very old camera obscura that you can just go in and have a go yourself (if you know what one of those is). And on certain weekends you can watch people dressed up as twats and acting historical parts for your amusement.

The first time I went into the kitchen, a large breasted woman shouted 'passage' at me and pushed past me with a bowl of boiling water. This she then poured down the Elizabethan indoor toilet which apparently was a thing to have in the kitchen as you could chuck the cooking waste down it as well, it all plops into the moat outside the window. The next time I went, there was a bloke using a long bow at some targets. An old couple hove into view standing next to the target and started taking pictures of him just as he was about to let loose.

My dad lived in a castle for a few months when he was an apprentice electrician, Allington Castle in Kent. They were doing a rewire for the nuns (Our Lady of Mount Carmel) who had just moved in. He took us there when we were kids and they let me climb into the secret passage/priest hole after pulling a panel out of a seat. It's a private residence now belonging to the bloke who started the MORI opinion poll, so you can't visit it anymore.

19 hours ago, Earache said:

That is spectacular! On my list to visit when in the UK next.

Pop up the road to Lavenham whilst you are in the area https://goo.gl/maps/Dzb9WeNAmgM4t1MQ7 then take a slow wander round the streets. Same for Castle Hedingham, ignore the castle, wander the streets of the village on foot, then pop next door to the steam railway which you will probably hear tooting every 10 minutes. Oh and Kersey https://goo.gl/maps/qiQhN1E18g2SAUMK7 . People think Essex is full of yobs and electric pylons, but that is the south. North Essex is rammed with medieval timber framed cottages, not just the villages, but every tiny lane you go down you will find tucked away gems. They can cost a million quid plus to buy some of the bigguns, I reckon there's a hundred thousand millionaires tucked away in the countryside there because no one else can afford the house prices.

20 hours ago, Pedro said:

My dinner was composed mainly of cuttlefish eggs, just to let you guys know.

Is that a real thing? I thought cuttlefish were like a sort of squid. We only saw the white bone-like bits on the beach when I was a kid, they were everywhere, never saw the creature they came from though.

On 28/06/2020 at 17:30, XTreme said:

Perfect for me Yen.......no Twats to put up with!

You need one of those 'twats per mile' charts like the stage show, Are You Dave Gorman. He set out to find every other person called Dave Gorman in the world after a pub bet, a very funny show (and book) with a  young Danny Wallace involved, mostly against his will.

2 hours ago, Tym said:

Still is if you are a Knights Templar....big war coming, stock fat and deep....if you want to live free.. Not sure you Euro types have any chance to be honest...freedom was never your best suit, right? 

There's an old Knights' Templar property about 2 or 3 minutes from me. They do a very good event and it's free to get in when no events are on if you just fancy a picnic or a wander round the herb garden. The timber framed barns are feckin huge inside, and they still have the original builder's bills, one is 800 years old this year. Have a look at the pictures at the bottom of the linked site, shame there are no people in the pictures for scale, makes the buildings look smaller than they are.

https://www.explore-essex.com/places-to-go/find-whats-near-me/cressing-temple-barns