Buckster

1 minute ago, boboneleg said:

Fuckmine, your alive.  I thought you'd crashed your bus or something  

Don’t worry, you are still the only gimp here.

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

 

I'm sure if Steve McQueen was alive today he'd have a poster of me on his wall! 

Did he have a thing for octogenarian gingers then?

On 04/10/2020 at 14:23, XTreme said:

But me in Spain and @Pedro in Portugal will keep his spirits up over the long Winter months while we Style and Profile! 

You can be the rancid meat in their sandwich.

I started a rumour you had died in a S&M accident. Now you have ruined it.

21 hours ago, yen_powell said:

I think that's leaking......

That’s the legendary Chinese quality.

On 02/10/2020 at 15:17, XTreme said:

I'm the only one here that's met him......twice in fact! 

And he's only recently found out that I was spitting olives onto his dinner plate back in 2006. 

That would be a delicacy for him.

12 hours ago, yen_powell said:

I meant the speed of my broadband was in the dial up range. Turning the huge key on the clockwork generator was a pain as well.

Throw your underkaks in the furnace, it will be like turbo charging the generator adding all that methane to the mix.

He’s a cunt.

1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

Two-stage voting, it's like trying to get the Labour party back in power

That’s the only way to win, Labour is the 35hp party.

Is that due to the ginger infestation reported in abandoned villages?

I looked at my phone for a camera, not that it would be any good for the bike, the bike is outside and the phone is on the sideboard, the cord only reaches as far as the chaise.

Puff.

Hey @BusBoy, your a gent, good on you.

5 hours ago, Pedro said:

We’re not going to hook up! I don’t know what that means where you’re from but here it doesn’t mean fishing!

Pedro, he is welsh and ginger so he is an opportunist.

I am the balance against this alchemy.

22 hours ago, XTreme said:

You seen this @Buckster? 

Thankfully I already had breakfast, he seems to wearing some sort of g string, must be a carry over from his time as a truck stop cock sucker.

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Well I was hoping for things like unexploded bombs or skeletons!

Check Pedro’s dinner plate if you want to see skeletons.

C.H.U.D.

7 minutes ago, XTreme said:

No one would ever venture near Yen's ass!

I had to get a new seat for my KTM after he sat on it.

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You tell him Yen! 

No one covets Yen’s ass.

That's why I said family members, rather than ancestors, not many have the legacy.

11 minutes ago, Tym said:

Not according to Bill Clinton. 

He was a US President so he is incompetent when it comes to talking about .... well just about anything.

3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I passed O Level RI in 1970........but I can't remember anything in the syllabus relating to Blowjob bans! 

I remember something about not coveting your neighbour's ass.....but that's about it.

It's okay to covet your neighbours ass if you ride a Honda.

I will kick this off with my grandfather, this was either taken in Kent or in Hungary, him and my grandmother used to travel around by outfit on holiday fruit picking

My father at Roseberry Topping, don't ask what is on his head.

15 minutes ago, BusBoy said:

There we go, see, you can be nice I'll be sure to raise a toast to you from the sundeck. Chin chin.

Always nice to know you are thinking of me.