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Well you certainly seem to like it here Keith. Only because you don't stand out as so much of a thick twat in this environment.

And don't forget shoplifting round town in your lunch hour!

When you're out in 45C it's hard......no doubt about it. But not as hard as it is for those who come here on holiday......or those who have only recently come here. I think @Clive struggles with it?

I've been here since 2005 Keith......my metabolism has changed! I have much more tolerance for higher temperatures and much less tolerance for lower temperatures.

I built them!

Long, long story that goes back to Bikezone in 2002 Clive! The only ones here on that one were @Tym @Lone Amigo and @Mess. Most of the others came in with DualSportUK in 2004. But in between those two was Gigabikes. And after DualSportUK was MaximumBikes! Long journey here!

Hi Fettman......good to see you! ?

But the good news is it's seemed to have lasted longer than some of the previous cesspits!

This is a first.......and you won't see shit like this on ButtRider that's for sure! Tell 'em @Tym OK here we go......on the road from Chirivel to Oria......destination Albox! And here is Albox in the province of Almeria......the town that has no drains in the streets. Don't ask.....this is Spain! The first Brit shop......where we usually get teabags in bulk. Had to make do with 4 boxes of 300 for the time being. Stocks were pretty much depleted and you can guess why. But I can't discuss that particular topic as I'm as subject to the same rules as everybody else. Then onto the next Brit shop.......and couldn't park cos the place was full of fucking twats! So it was revert to the old Rep's trick of double parking with hazards on and boot open. Unloading you see. As you all know I'm not temperamentally suited to walking! And here's the shop...... Amazingly we met a Welsh woman in there........it's very rare to see other Welsh outside Wales. She was from Cardiff funnily enough.......and I was really surprised she didn't tell me to "Fuck off back to Swansea you Jack bastard!" That's a first! Anyway......we did a quick Supermarket Sweep in there and off we went again......back into Granada province. It was 14C in Albox......yet only 4C where we live! You gotta be hard to survive where I live......just getting out of bed is Rugged Individualism!

You've started talking to yourself now then Rich? For some reason this place turns people into fucking imbeciles! Any theories @Grasshopper's Ride?

And he still came out unfit and thick as shit!

On the way to Albox today going over the mountains there was people out with their kids on toboggans!

I think you've been spending too much time with Lazy Dagos Pedro!

You're confusing them with Dunkers (condoms).

Could only get 1200....4 boxes of 300. But we've still got a bag of 1100 that we haven't opened yet.

What about sex outside though? Do you still have to keep 2 metres distance?

You need to get out more then you fucking old Troll!

@Tym has been itching for one for years.......so he'll go fucking berserk. I'm probably already being accused of poaching members.....and I haven't. I'll then be accused of starting some sort of Transatlantic ruck on there.

If you want to know just ask @Clive

No......because you, Tym, Buck and the crew will kick off a Forum War! I've got no problem posting any links to any forums here......but experience tells me that if something's gone down there then they'll be targeted.

Here you go Rich.......

Some of you may be surprised by all the new members coming in all of a sudden.......and so am I actually. To cut a long story short, there was a "situation" on another forum about a week or so ago that occurred due to a PM from a Moderator.............. @Six30 was also implicated in it as well as me. Now you see I'm in an awkward position because of my involvement with this place......it just wouldn't be ethical for me to go into any great detail surrounding my departure after being a member there since 2013. All I will say is that me and Six were not guilty in any way of breaking any rules or behaving in a disruptive manner. Now that is unusual in Six's case, but not in mine. It's just not right of me to go into somebody else's forum (particularly someone I know) and cause problems. I don't do it......never have. After some discussion in the PM (all done in a pleasant manner) I decided not to continue posting there. I informed the Moderator of this and wished them well for the future. It's not the end of the world....no big drama! It's like you visit a pub for a while and then decide to go somewhere else. I think all the new ones who've come here still post there, and that's fine. My issue isn't their issue.......and I encourage them to continue supporting the other place. It's a good forum after all.....it's just not for me any more.

It's flounce not flounder Rich! And I didn't flounce......I politely told the powers that be that I will no longer be posting there. I'll have to do a thread because the others here wondering WTF is going on......cos it's turning into the Royal Rumble!