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You need a nice long garage in a town full of midgets you do!

Hi Paul! For the rest of you, this is my Romanian mate Paul who's planning to move to Spain later this year. And he's going to act as bodyguard for me when I visit the fucking hell holes that I usually end up in!

We'll try and meet up sometime this year........when the weather warms up a bit and neither of us have restricted movements.

Did you identify any puddles Bob? Cos it seems you've been there?

Wow.......that is superb Ray! Great shots! And you had a bit of snow there too.......which is unusual for Murcia I think? That big building......is that the abandoned sanitorium?

When you asked him? Or when he saw the shit on his knob?

No Bruce......you're just a Twat!

Constructive dismissal by any other name Clive! And would you believe that some people just bend over and take it?

Once again I have to apologise to @Grasshopper's Ride for the disgusting filth that gets posted on here! And how does a ride report from Spain in the Winter degenerate into blokes who've got shit on their knobs? If this was another forum somebody would be getting incoherent warning PM's for sure! What you say @Clive?

So you asked your cousin what goes on in gay porn vids?

He's a sick freak Michelle!

How exactly do you know this Bob?

You don't ride in any conditions you fucking casual!

Frisky normally means being up for a shag!

I know Bob.......I'm a Dead Man Walking right there!

They're standard fitment in every house here! Damn that evil EU forcing me to keep my ass clean!

Step this way for Rugged Individualism......in the SNOW!

That has slightly different connotations over here Michelle!

Here's something to enthral you Casuals while you sit looking out of the window........and wishing you had the testicular fortitude to ride in Mid Winter! The forecast said it was going to be 8C.......but it didn't feel like that and it didn't look like that! However, there are men among us who will step up to a challenge of this magnitude........and they'll do it with no support vehicle or film crew either! Welcome to White Spain!

Leather treatment of course! And unlike @BusBoy I don't ride around naked!

A nice boat trip with @BusBoy will straighten him out!

The emotional scars never heal!

No.....I bitchslapped Suckerberg! Weird little fucker!

Up to 9C.....I'm going in!