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No..... @Catteeclan is the Deathwing afficionado!

I thought they were a list of recommendations to follow in order to break the ice?

My only forte is being the Ringmaster of a virtual freak show according to @Grasshopper's Ride.

I take no responsibility if you get your collar felt of course.......as they are somewhat lacking in the humour department. As well as a number of other departments it has to be said!

@Slowlycatchymonkey.......have you thought about doing a nice thread on another forum telling them about your experiences here so far. After all, you've seen @Bruce's ass and he now wants you to play naughty nurse, you've discussed @Buckster's gentleman sausage, @Skippy's been sniffing round hoping to get a shag, and now @Clive wants to tell you about the various uses of his bollocks! This is truly The Greatest Show on Earth!

I know they're pretty oldschool these days but they do the job! And they're now a lot cheaper than these various exotic new adventure tyres they've brought out.

Send @skyrider an incomprehensible Warning PM for being too nice Clive. He's brought it on himself!

Down to 4 cases now!

But you're a tough woman (like @Grasshopper's Ride) and tough women revel in this sort of stuff.

@Slowlycatchymonkey.......you'd never have had the enlightening conversations you've had today anywhere else.

He's one of those London types.....you know what they're like!

You've fucked up my chances now Ray.....you twat!

Not easy moving to another country and making it there! Very few succeed!

The number of time people that have said that to me on FB......that I'm lucky to live in Spain. Does my head in! Try relocating 1500 miles to a country where you don't speak the language when you're over 50 and have a family in tow. And then you have to build a business during the worst financial recession in living memory. Some fucking luck that is!

Not me.....I've never actually met Buck!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce

I defer to Lenny Bruce on this.....it's not the words themselves......it's the intent behind them.

And don't forget to reference Buck's foreskin! It's no skin off my nose!

You do realise that "gentleman sausage" discussions would probably get you an incomprehensible warning PM in other places don't you? You standing by with one @Clive?

@Skippy.....he's got a Himalayan! So does Michelle @Grasshopper's Ride........she's a strange woman from Canada! @Bruce showed her his ass (he'll probably show it to you too) and she wasn't impressed. Too hairy apparently!

Welcome to 1984......

Because the ones who did.....Clive, Swagman, and Rich.....all got their accounts restricted. They can't send PM's and as I understand it their posts have to be approved by a moderator. They no longer go there now! And once again this was @Swagman when he got his collar felt!