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Apparently the one I saw was an older version with a change of logo.

A Spanish mate on FB just gave me a link to it: https://www.excelenciasdelmotor.com/noticia/derbi-antorcha I've asked him why is there a different name on the tank.

What about the loaf of bread angle?

The word on the street was that you'd gone snivelling back to the other forum pleading to be Fender's Bitch! But then you found out that @Six30 had already got that gig! You were devastated apparently. This is you this is! Did you hear that @Tym?

......in unusual places! Because I came across this strange bike in the animal feed supplier's warehouse this morning. Couldn't get to speak to the owner so I have absolutely no idea what it is.......absolutely nothing showing up on Google with that name either. Any ideas?

Retirement! Told you it would get you!

You alright Clive......haven't seen you for a few days?

I'm back! No Death and Dismemberment to report......Tony the Tools went home in one piece. Will he risk it again in the future? No idea!

Come on over Ray.....you'll make me look young!

Just waiting for Tony the Tools to show up. Been read the usual riot act by the wife not to show off cos I've got somebody with me! Just praying this isn't going to be a pedestrian affair!

The man murders his neighbour now he's targeting me.......he's turned into a psycho. I can remember him when he was just a mild mannered smelly twat!

What make is that @Grasshopper's Ride?

Oh yeh.....we got the real fucking dross here!

Still don't see nothing of Dipper now?

That don't make sense. We spent 2 months without being allowed out of the town perimeters, but from 2 weeks ago we can now go anywhere in the Granada province.

Good point Yen.....I've got to be one step ahead of these Deportation Dagos! Just imagine if I did get deported......where would I go in Britain? Obviously it would need to be in Wales......so any houses near you @Renegade? I'm sure they'd love to have my kind in Cardiff!

Are you allowed back out on the bike yet Phil?

Ren doesn't miss nothing.......except his teeth!

Yep......rounding up all Brit illegals and shipping them out! Result! Are they doing something similar in France @MooN?

You've never had the same look on the West End since they refused to give you that OAP discount back in 2002. I tried my best for you in the Elan Valley in 2003 as well. I don't think having Mad Mandy in tow helped much.

Good to see you Chris!

Which I know is a subject close to many people hearts. Well.....things are being stepped up here in Spain as well......to deport BRITS!

In my time there it was the West End in Llandovery (which I first visited in 1972) or the Ponderosa on the Horseshoe Pass. I know some sad twats like Ren used to go to Abergavenny Bus Station.......I went there once with him about 20 years ago. But standing in what amounts to an open car park surrounded by bellends who all sound like Carediff clowns isn't exactly my thing!

Where is this place? I don't remember it!

I think Rich is partial to an up and under!