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Spoke to the client and clarified what she wants! This one is a goer!

Or braindead!

Going shoplifting in the womens' underwear section of Primark again then?

I can put a site framework in place.....but beyond that I can't do much!

Her mail was full of garbled shit not clearly explaining the functionality she wants! For example, she wants a registration system! Now that's easy enough.....but what does she want it for? Like what can registered users do that unregistered users can't? No good asking for a registration system without explaining the reason for it! No doubt it'll be some stupid, complicated bullshit that she wants to hide at the moment until she gets a rough cost. Then after getting the cost she'll say......"Well I thought that was included". I know all the fucking strokes and the "playing dull" routines they use.

@Pedro......Eric's taken over your old gig of hanging round at truck stops!

And what do you know? An existing client has turned up wanting a new site!

I knew there was something missing! @Sofia.....how long have you had this strange interest in photographing Pedro urinating?

I know......you keeping thinking "I could have bought xxx with that dosh".

Wasn't the same without you there Sofia.......you add class and style to the report!

Take a bike in water?

The weather situation looks like this here...... ......so it's perfect conditions! Hopefully I'll get out tomorrow and Sunday......but I said that last week and I ended up having to do a demo site. Turned out that the guy was a fucking timewaster so I lost that weekend for nothing! So let's see how this weekend goes! What you got planned?

The UK part will be the worst bit!

Classy shot Bob!

Great! Hope the weather holds out for you......mid 20's here now so ideal conditions.

Got a date planned yet @Slowlycatchymonkey?

Sounds like my first Wedding outfit!

Loads! Here's one: Coming back from Carmarthen heading towards Swansea on my SS180 Vespa in 1971.....I was only 17 at the time. Started overtaking a truck and it was longer than I thought and I started running out of momentum to complete the pass! Then another truck appeared coming the other way heading towards me. The oncoming truck didn't slow he just kept coming.......and I was passing the truck in my lane literally an inch or two at a time. My thought was slam on and try and drop behind, but I was a novice and I was worried I'd end up under his wheels. So I kept inching forward on the overtake! Obviously I made it through, but it was literally inches either side with neither truck giving any ground. I realised then that there are other road users who won't think twice about killing you.

Absolutely brilliant Pedro......great report! That tyre doesn't look too clever though!

Which road? The one to Mablethorpe?