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Wow.......a lot is going on then Michelle! Keep us updated on how things are going!

Spanish and Italian girls would be my preference Tym!

I'm not entirely convinced that the loony won't bale out at the last moment though......once I've thrown a lot of dosh in on planes, taxis, and rentals.

It didn't ricochet and end up in @Skippy's carb did it?

I just got a call from Paco who owns the flat! We're going to see it tomorrow morning 11am.

I think @Buckster has rubbed off on her!

@Six30's standards of acceptable behaviour fall far short of normal people's Clive. So to him they're Icons of Internet Forums!

How long had it been standing when you picked it up?

Ran OK when you brought it back though?

What you say @Clive?

I don't know whether that's true or not but the account is a parody.

The only positive thing I can say about us is at least we're not Stu and Bender! What you say @Six30?

@Slowlycatchymonkey at the bike shop!

Somebody cum in your carb? Sounds like @Sir Fallsalot has been in close proximity to that machine!

Which POS bike is yours?

Never worried @yen_powell

Her father calls the shots with everything.....he makes all the decisions for them. And he's a fucking idiot! And my boy just goes along with it like a little child!

Well no insane FB messages from the Psycho today.......won't be long before she starts again. She's now doing everything possible to make sure this doesn't happen. It's a no win situation for us......half of us really wants to see our son and the grandkids while the other half is dreading the experience (and the cost) of her coming up here.

They're a tough breed.....there's even old grannies brandishing automatic weapons. No wonder the Russians are abandoning their vehicles......if you've got a bunch of crazy old women defending their families out to kill you you're in deep shit.

Didn't have old fuel in it did it? Or E10?