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How is the car so cheap?

Just had these through this morning! The top one is the Strom 650 2007 which is €48. The bottom one is the car Citroen Xsara Picasso 1.6 HDI 2007 which is nearly €55. So that's a total of €103.......about £90.......for the year! What sort of cost is it where you are?

I used to have to run a different temperature plug in the middle cylinder on my H1. Difficult to believe that we just accepted these things as normal.

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm looking forward to the report from @Buckster about the day he took a camera with him! What you say @Tym?

You weren't bollocks naked were you Bruce?

All of us here have been riding a very long time........and over the years I find there's always certain things that stay in my memory. You may have forgotten virtually everything about a particular year.......but certain incidents (or certain people) you never forget. This one goes back to 1972 and there was this one guy, Dai Tanner, who used to fall off his bike! A lot! Back in those days we were always in a pack......so it was guaranteed he was going to do it in front of everybody at some point. And the first time he did it......he started crying! Everybody was horrified cos he was shaming us (this was the Greaser/Skinhead era).......so he got told that if he cried again he'd get a twatting. Sure enough he kept falling off......and everytime he did he started his snivelling. So we'd all run over to him (even if he was still on the floor) and give him a fucking belting! If anybody missed the run, and they found out he'd been crying, they'd just give him another fucking smack as soon as they saw him. He gave up bikes in the end. Maybe it wasn't for him. OK......let's have your memorable moments!

I dodged that bullet then!

Special talent? Tricky one.......I'd say that I'm pretty good at rain avoidance. I remember outrunning a storm in North Wales in 2003 on my second Fazer. Fucking thing chased me for about 20 miles but I kept ahead of it. Doesn't bear thinking about what could have happened if I'd been on a KLR! ?

They're a bit cheesy for sure.......but the Uriah Heep one just makes you cringe. It's a great song.......but the awful vid and Pete Goalby's vocal limitations just destroy it. This is the definitive version.......which I heard before the Heep one as I bought the "Line Up" album when it was first released. I couldn't believe how Heep had destroyed it......wouldn't have happened on John Lawton's watch.

This is possibly the worst rock video involving motorcycles that there's ever been! It goes back to 1982. While the American vids of the time had big budgets and stunning fit birds.....this Brit one must have cost about a tenner! The birds look like cheap hookers who they just found down the bus station.....and even the bikes look like they've come from the scrapyard!

Fucking Internet Trolls tormenting an Old Age Pensioner!

And where I live apparently looks like New Mexico!

You been out yet Ray?

Excellent Pedro!

I had a vacuum cleaner once that came very close.

That is NOT the REAL AC/DC!

Great songwriter.......but everybody who records one of his songs does it better than him.

Don't ask me.......I left there 15 years ago. But managing the ZRX Museum is very time consuming I heard!

You got it Ian!

Sounds like it.

Not him! I'll give you a clue......the guy was well known for riding this bike.

Here we go.......what actor was involved in a serious motorcycle crash while filming? I want actor name, what was he filming, and what was the bike?

Now into Week 9 and still on Phase 0.......which means I still can't take a shit without the Guardia Civil checking the turds!