Cupid Stunt

9 hours ago, Buckster said:

You are thanking yourself.

I voted for him

On 29/04/2025 at 19:28, boboneleg said:

 

Fixed the white balance for you Bob

Noctilucent clouds last night

On 27/06/2025 at 09:55, boboneleg said:

Off to the hospital now, got an ear infection (again) 

Have fun

May have to go in myself, coughing jelly like blood now, still I migh just suck it up

8 hours ago, Buckster said:

They sent him home.

He walked right into that one LOL

8 hours ago, boboneleg said:

Good job that doctor understood what's going on Terry, how do they get rid of the clot ?

Time plus blood clot meds, injection in the stomache then tablets for a month or two
Yeah, damned lucky, I wouldn't have survived, 3 times other doctors had me right there in front of them, clueless, incompetence
It can take weeks or months but I'm definitely getting a tiny bit better each day now, the "Tourettes" is fading away LOL

Not my day today but my fortnight.

Just over two weeks ago I decided it might be a good idea to get some excersise and get rid of my podgy belly, so I set about a plan...

Day 1 2 x 10kg weights, pick up one in each had from the floor, carry them upstairs, place them down on the landing, pause for 5 secs, pick them up carry them back to the living room, repeat this 5 times, then pause for 5 minutes and repeat 5 times, so that was half a ton up and half a ton back down, it was strenuos mainly on my breathing.
Day 1 done, day 2 the same, though part way through I start feeling a bit ill so I carry on but just do half as maybe I was pushing a little too hard.
The next morning I wake up with my ribs on fire, every tiny muscle that controls my breathing was cramping up, the pain was mental and trying to relax muscles you don't normally control conciously was very difficult.
Anyway, I went to the docs, she said it was an infection despite symptoms like not being able to straighten up not fitting the diagnosis, she gave me antibiotics, a few days later I had to go back as the pains was still mental, I hadn't ben able to lay down to sleep as tilting my upper body made the pain much worse and caused pain in my head too, the docs gave me some full strangth cocodamol, that took the edge off a tiny bit but not enough.
Last day of my antibiotoics and things hadn't improved, went back to the doc who said there's no infection now, it'll be fine.

2 days later I think I might be able to sleep in my bed and lay down, nope, fucking nope, all the pain straight back to day 1 (it was lucky I did that)
Next morning I ask for a cal back from the docs, I can't get there due to the pain, this time I got a doc who figured something wasn't right (fluke 2) so he sent me to A&E where the doctor just happened to have dealt with the same symptoms numerous times, she insisted that the radiographer does a cat scan as the radigropher thoughthere was no need, turns out the doc was right, when the radiographer phoned her she confirmed it was a clot in my lung as well as more infection
Two weeks of ridiculous pain, damned lucky t still be here, no thanks to the incompetence of the first 3 doc visits

Anyway, still in a shit load of pain but apparently it will improve over the next few days as the clot busting meds do their thing, they did want to keep me in but no beds in the hospital, typical NHS that

Moral of the story, don't be a cunt, be a fatty, excersise is not good for you (OK maybe 1 ton a day for a 64 year old who hasn't kept fit for several years might have been a tad ott)

3 hours ago, Buckster said:

It's called Honda now.

My farts sound like Honda
I went to the doctors and told him, he asked what I normally drink, I told him Absynth
He said that explains it, "Absynth make the fart go Honda"

On 26/06/2025 at 14:14, Six30 said:

she should change her name to itchy fanny... im sure she would get more views

I used to think "itchyfanny" was a Japanese motorcycle company back in the 70's

What sort of idiot puts a chain just on the rear wheel and not chained to anything else?

On 14/06/2025 at 21:04, Buckster said:

Some of you may have noticed we have a new section on the forum. 
 

The management…

 

decided to break out the ride reports into the new section, so put your day rides, touring and meets, rallies and show reports in the appropriate boards. Should make it easier to search and hopefully attract some new blood to brighten the place up.

Good idea
Maybe a sub section for "Planned rideouts" for people to join, I know currently we are few and far between but if you want to change that, you need to change that

What's the point of the leathers LOL

Blue-throated Keeled Lizard (Algyroides nigropunctatus), a tiny little lizard in his full mating colours

14 hours ago, Buckster said:

Wales?

The Palace of the Grand Master of the Knights, Rhodes

Wales?, don't be silly, look at the sky

13 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Is that a Superdream?

I think so but I'm not sure

37 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

Adventure bike rider?
 

Yes

https://www.abrfestival.com/

Anyone here going?

Yes - for you're a gay twat
No - for I'd rather go ride somewhere

Corfu Town

Very similar to Trastevere, Rome

55 minutes ago, Six30 said:

@Clive just moored up 

 

Wow, another inappropriate B.O.T.M. submission
:)

7 miles of twisties without the slow hairpins but great views and fast, we call it "Sheep Alley" as that's the main hazard

On 24/05/2025 at 10:07, Buckster said:

Do you do anything on the plastic fantastic Terry or are you too busy posting pictures on TokTik?

Fuck off Ian, I never do anything on my bikes, when I had dirt bikes I'd scrape some mud off if I came over all "Pete-ish" oh and change my own tyres, apart from that I never kept them long enough to warrant an oil change
Oh, I replaced the clutch in my Pegaso once

2 hours ago, Buckster said:

One of the limited edition Thruxton RS’s.

I wonder if it came with the "hipster man bag"