Slowlycatchymonkey

And last nights cider drinking with a friend on her way to the armchair adventure festival to teach yoga attempting to nick my husband en route She is a lot of fun, an irrepressible joy. And get this she’s actually in this places demographic ️ But also sadly still out of your league

In other news I think we may have finally agreed a deal on the flat It has been a very long drawn out process that after four months got nasty, the whole thing nearly fell through. But fingers crossed we have finally agreed and will hopefully exchange next week. It’s at the point where you start saying ridiculous things to yourself like “Please god, if you make this happen I’ll start believing in you”

Tonight Matthew I’m attempting to make a smoked salmon topped cucumber jelly appetiser for the first time. It’s currently in the fridge chilling waiting for its smoked salmon hat.

Looking forward to seeing it!

That’ll get a bit smelly, as a minimum you’ll need to wheelbarrow them to the far side of the graveyard.

Doesn’t sound like a lot of fun. Hope your back to bothering humanity soon!

Did the pin come out with it?!

That’ll save a bit on transport costs.

More the potent reverberating childhood memory having milk teeth pulled with inadequate (I’d d say no) anaesthetic. The sounds of crunching and cracking set to a backdrop of excruciating pain whilst being held down in a dental chair. Yep that’ll do it. Think I might be busy later washing my hair

House guest has left for the Armchair Adventure Festival. Damn the side car guys for putting me at a convenient overnight stopping point en route But we did have a lot fun so there is that.

Not quite forum surgery post worthy but me and my dental phobia are going to the hygienist this afternoon.. I hope, so long as I don’t find any flimsy reason possible to cancel..

I know you didn’t but it was still very funny.

Rather pay more road tax into the public purse than give extra to insurance scum bags.

How do you know these things?

I have a house guest arriving tomorrow. I do not like house guests so I am currently drinking the wine I bought for them. Ha that’ll learn ‘em

There are always posh fuckers lurking somewhere to keep the proles in check.

Would have been the pinnacle of her career seeing another OAP with high blood pressure who thinks he’s the dogs, it’s such a rarity

GYLP! New abbreviation save me having to type Get Yourself Laid Pete! every third post

Not a goer while herniated obviously @XTreme but perhaps something to think about for later. I’m just going to leave this here.. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jul/25/best-exercise-lowering-blood-pressure-planks-wall-sits-study

Don’t think if that was me I’d be posting pics online of me in the middle of a nazi salute.

Nah. Put on some scrubs and a porters ID, wheel a gurney out to your trailer and wheel the body into the morgue for a quick swap. The woods you use must be getting chockablock by now, shallow graves aren’t wise.

Thought Yen’s name would get a mention soon enough!

Genders ok, age is wrong!

You can’t help but notice how unhappy the nurse on the left looks about having to do that!